Sadly, I still think it'll be a lost cause.
Iranian Chess Grandmaster Dorsa Derakhshani switches to US after being banned from national team for refusing to wear hijab
Balto. The dog who led a dog sled team in 1925 to bring diphtheria antitoxin, a precursor to the diphtheria vaccine, to Nome, Alaska.
Michael shows the hallucinogenic effects created by compressing his patented HighAFPillow
It should read So I am being fired. If you don't trust the science behind your chosen career, FIND ANOTHER FUCKING CAREER!
Big mistake Chieng. 15 people are about to one-star you.
There's a new outbreak of the flu. It's this serious. And it's avoidable. Get your flu shot if you haven't!
Then why do worried mother's call the FBI when a loved one goes missing? Shouldn't the FBI be calling her?
Please get your flu shot!
The science teacher then handed her a $100% bill as the student health forms clapped.
This light post is outside of a popular music club in New Orleans. After 40 years of having band flyers stapled to it, there's no more room.
I'm an anti-fooder because of the risks they won't tell you.
Bless you dear child. You may very well have saved my life.
Last Christmas Amy broke up with Charles. There is no more Christmas.
I have some really bad news for your daughter.
As Kevin attempted to remove his wife's Chestburster, he found it way longer than he anticipated.
He then tilted his head back, laughing diabolically.
My friend's a photographer and got sick of hoomans so she's only doing pets from now on. Meet two of her first clients. Mario and Willa.
Can anyone give her advice for the correct response?
Come on wreath lights...oh yes! So glad to see you!
To all of you butthurt NFL fans. Please stop destroying thousands of dollars that could help others.
Always remind your children if a stranger with a needle approaches them to scream, run, curse, and say they have an exemption.
Pro-vaccine people want unvaccinated children to die.
She threatened Etsy to pull ALL of her business due to antivaxx censorship! And Etsy is running scared!
What scientists don't want you to know is that mummies died from vaccine injuries.
Bad science pun dog
Offensive and unacceptable!!!
I never thought a face full of hair was possible, until now!
When Neil deGrasse Tyson laughs at his own goofy jokes.
Max gets a quick game of fetch every time Donna needs to access her stash.
I've lost track myself
ADULTS ARE NEXT.
I found a watermelon that sucks up spills. Is it safe to eat?
From my personal experience lurking in antivaxx groups.
If you believe in one conspiracy...
This one little trick emergency responders hate!
You know you've all been thinking this.
She was removed from a delivery room for acting crazy. HARASSMENT!
Kid calls antivaxx mom a Karen.
Sorry this awesome provaccine meme offended you.
Developmental dysplasia of the hip, sometimes termed congenital dysplasia or dislocation of the hip, is a chronic condition present from early childhood which can cause permanent disability if not identified and treated early.
Vaccines. For human farming.
Bad science joke dog
Another antivaxx-meme fail.
Her response to the comment is a vaccine injury.
Family Feud. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Wouldn't it be great if more psychopaths did this?
Scumbag Coke Machine
It's a big field. Maybe there just wasn't a ref looking in that direction.
Share a Coke, let it be done.
Some idiot just rear-ended my sister's car at a light and then took off. I guess we'll never find him.
I believe in honesty.
Mosquito, meet laser.
She doesn't know what her good friend's husband does for a living. Nor what an experiment is. Nor how to spell check.
Evil dad vaxxes kid just to spite mom. She catches a congenital condition she hadn't had before. And seizures. Sugar cravings. Aaand...heroin addiction.
She's just trying to save lives. One aggravating interaction at a time.
Clean your paws!
Provaxx friend trolls her antivaxx friend. Hilarity ensues.
Men. Who needs'em? Not me!
MGM, Reddit presents your new mascot.
Battery acid. Every damned year.
And they didn't work so now we have flu shots. The End.
As Walter Sobchak once said, If you will it dude, it is no dream.
All airlines do this. Just turn of the little vent above your seat.
Sometimes, while combing through antivaxx groups, you find a post that gives you a reason to smile.
Opposite of what you're supposed to do.
Yes, you people are EXACTLY like this. I'm in your same vaccine misinformation groups and see it all the time.
Doesn't look like a good start of the week for the upper west coast as a massive Hitler storm approaches.
After five mildly infuriating years, I made a deal with my dad. I'll assemble his new bbq pit only if he finally removes this sticker and lets me shoot it for Reddit.
The person who cuts my hair is involved in an MLM scheme selling essential oils. No matter what the hell I talk about...
This exemplifies why they're too stupid to understand how vaccines work.
Well I can't blame something I have on vaccines if I don't know what vaccines I've received.
Dear crazy people in a FB group I'm obsessed with...
Arrows that look like this.
Truth in advertising
I unfriended a Facebook friend after daily butthurt posts. This was her response. Note: I didn't even know she was multiracial when I met her, nor would I have cared. So that means I'm racist.
And the three wise men all clapped for literally half an hour.
Like God has nothing better to do.
Hahaha. Just for laughs!
When an antivaxxer says, I've done my research!, here's what they mean.
What astrophysical phenomena is at play here?
It's the vaxxfarts that tip me off.
Her unvaxxed kids played with a dangerous vaxxed kid. Start planning funeral arrangements.
Nurse goes against big-pharma doctor. He refers patient to homeopath. And all were woke. No lie.
Antivaxx Momma Bear with nonfunctional quotation key discovers how woke her child is while visiting the plark.
One of her children is immunodeficient. She won't vaccinate her other two. She should not have the right to care for these children.
As if autism wasn't bad enough. Now people are getting vaxxgendered.
Doctors try to cover up the truth by saying a death was caused by mild back pain.
If a patient asks you to name 3-4 ingredients in vaccines, then asks How much bee venom does it take to cause anaphylaxis, ask WTF does either have to do with each other?!
Ah, the old traditions of disablement and/or death from preventable diseases. Seems like only yesterday you'd go out on the front porch on a sunny afternoon enjoying lemonade inside an iron lung.
This is not what someone would do who knows a damned thing about vaccines.
Looks like some of them can learn.
I also have a machine where you sit between two fans. I call it my front porch.
Seat belts?! Oh that's just the tip of the iceberg! How about how the government FORCES supplemental restraint systems on us and we can't even claim religious exemption! And don't even get me started on crumple zones!
UGG! Boobs. SOOO disappointing!
How could you look at a picture of a suffering child and not giggle.
If you have an antivaxx relative, NEVER leave your children alone with them. Her friends list is private so I couldn't find her siblings to send them this.
This is in response in an antivaxx group to a post about a potential Zika vaccine. Her googling skills are precisely why the antivaxx movement is so strong.
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She's the admin of an antivaxx group, so rest assured she knows what she's talking about.
This poll was posted in an antivaxx group calling for antivaxxers to go vote Yes. They lost.
Well of course I berate you. You always choose Olive Garden.
HEY YOU KIDS! GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!
Sorry guys. It doesn't work.
I want to punch these uploaders through the screen.
A single vaccine could close a lake!
Amber, you the real MVP.
Funny how they claim to do so much research and to be so informed, yet they read a meme like this and don't do the simplest of searches that debunks it.
Anyone wish to explain logic to this woman?
Antivaxxers sending useless supplements to cure people who are getting sick from not vaccinating.
Mind of scientist fully blown.
And after watching the film VAXXED and reading the inserts, he never vaccinated another person ever again. And threw away his medical license and became a homeopath. And gave her a crisp 100 dollar bill.
I don't care how much money they raise.
A registered nurse
Every time a baby gets vaccinated, another Cocker Spaniel goes on dialysis. (Original post was NOT satire.)
It's so distracting from the point the meme is trying to make.
That look of disbelief that everyone gets when schooled by an antivaxxer.
She and her father are immunocompromised, so naturally she's afraid of her vaccinated boyfriend.
The wisdom of Author in a FB Group.
I have no funny or clever retort.
Stupid provaxxers. All they know what to do is google! Unlike us! Who depend on Facebook antivaxx groups!
Oddlier more satisfying.
We need to remind ourselves to be thankful for dumbassees, the YouTube videos they watch and Facebook groups they have access too. For this sub would not exist without them.
Kids say the wokest things.
Woke nurse is best nurse.
Hello, hell? I have a table for one.
Golden not sure if
Mind of scientist status: Blown
The 7 year-old's insightful presentation of facts led to the school board changing its views on vaccines and instituted a vaccine-truth class with a syllabus consisting of YouTube videos and Facebook antivaxx groups.
Fortunately the medical clinic that doesn't allow unvaccinated children doesn't know hers isn't vaccinated.
Millions of what? Pathogens?
Detox toxins. It's so cute when they try to science. Second part is true. So I guess I'm a...
There was an ad on Twitter for Xofluza, a prescription drug that minimizes the effects of the flu. Here was one of the replies.
Cool story, bro.
This is why most people are dead.
Hello, hell? I'd like to reserve a table for 1 please.
The sad, cold, distant stares of children not suffering from vaccine-preventable diseases.