Old skool MK on the big screen at work today.

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Had a rather derpy cashier at the grocery store a couple weeks ago, managed to apply a sticker to the hand sanitizer at the register while talking to him. I got in the same line the other day and it was still there.

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Seriously, WTF?

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Yeah, you know you like the sexy leg.

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Here’s Caramel, begging for treats as usual.

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Ordered a prop fish for my daughter's play, was greeted with this message in my work email this morning.

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Got a few laps in on Fury today. I think it’s as close to perfect as any coaster I’ve ridden.

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Daxtyn Lee?? Come on.

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How to discuss an invisible fish.

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Thank you, it’s just brown and water.

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This might be the most metal thing that’s ever happened to me.

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My wife took this pic of my dad and my son on vacation. I love it!

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Meet the newest member of the family, Bort.

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See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing.

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This dignified old man joined us at work today.

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This dude is hanging out on our porch screen in NC. Eastern Hercules Beetle?

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Tiny lizard I found in NC.

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Oh, when Kim makes a Manwich she uses focaccia bread. And would it kill you to put some fennel in it?

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