Who needs protection for their vital organs when you can just be angry instead?2yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Well, who would have thought that Mr. BadMcSchnitzel would turn out to be a bad guy3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
The good news is that no one rememebers the plot holes because nobody is taking notes anyway3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
... and then the giant mushroom tried to eat us. Also, did I mention the laser raptors?3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
That we will steal and sell everything that looks remotely valuable has made balancing a bit of an issue3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Listen, I don't care that it gives me advantage on stealth as long as it doesnt look good with my boots3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
They always do it and on a good day about 2 steps actually become relevant3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Thanks to D&D nothing has changed, except that I grew hair in weird places2yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
The only exception being the hit movie Morbius that made a morbillion bucks at the morboffice1yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Seks feels pretty great, but have you ever had someone ask you about your homebrew worlds lore?1yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya Jr. Jr. You killed my father. Prepare to die3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
This year I'm thankful for all the DMs that put so much work into their campaigns so that we could escape reality for a few hours at a time3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Always make sure to correctly calculate age equivalents when adopting outside your own species ... or not ...2yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
What we do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills we have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make us a nightmare for small rodents3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
If what your character would do clearly goes against the goals of the party, why did you make the character that way?1yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Either way it is very confusing for everyone involved ... words are hard...3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
I always loved the idea about monks just being some dude who walks up to a god-like BBEG and just punches them square in the face2yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
I can't wait for the real estate bubble to burst so I can finally afford a room for just D&D stuff1yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
The world might not have been saved that day, but the fighter got his friend back. If you don't fight for something you love then why fight the BBEG at all?1yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
I love playing a charlatan, altough my improv skills are lacking when it comes to the card readings3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Legends also speak of the possibility of resolving combat through roleplay2yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Just let your DMs finish the speech they have worked so hard on to prepare, they deserve some fun as well3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
If I had a nickel for every time we got almost TPK'd by toast, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice ...3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Three lockdowns in and everything is more on fire than the orphanage after the warlock realized he needed more souls for his patron.3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Not the kind of escapism I was looking for, but hey, D&D is better than no D&D3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
If they were half as much big brain during puzzles as they were during combat ...2yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
He now casts it onto buildings at night, so that the mouth makes nothing but slurping noises whenever someone opens the door ... and then lets the locals pay him to remove it.3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
On the other hand, as a DM its funny to see to the lengths they go to protect the Kobold they adopted3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Is it too much to ask the players to make characters that actually work WITH the group?3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Don't worry, they are going to come out on their own in 1-3 business days2yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
One day Bogo the kobold space captain will see the light of a campaign... but not today...3yr ⋅ Marcis985 ⋅ r/dndmemes
