MFW all I want to do is go out and drink and dance like an obese domesticated raccoon...but I have to be up at 6 for a 12 hour shift8yr ⋅ MaoThatHurt ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Looked in the mirror and realized that my hairline had noticeably receded just in the past month. I...dread how...hairy this year is going to be.9yr ⋅ MaoThatHurt ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Instead of buying (horrible) breakfast, I just pre-portioned and marinated a steak for tomorrow9yr ⋅ MaoThatHurt ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Canadian coach helps Russian athlete during a race. Yeah, right now it's skis but soon it'll be nukes. 8/24/14! Never forget Canadian treachery!11yr ⋅ MaoThatHurt ⋅ r/shittypolitics
Brain scans have shown the difference between drunk and sober brains. How much should I drink to turn the scary face into a hugging dolphin?12yr ⋅ MaoThatHurt ⋅ r/askashittydoctor
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