The Best I Can Do
My nonrefillable drink was 50% ice.
I spelled everything right. What do you want from me‽
That's not how reflections work…
Partial Cinder Block
This iPad is using an iPhone wallpaper.
Hormones in the womb? Possible genetic factors? Don't be ridiculous; everyone knows people turn gay when they're buttfucked by demons as children!
This bathroom has a wrist-hook handle to help you keep your hands clean.
What is this metal physics thing?
The phone in this ad is half iPhone, half Android.
Thanks for the warning…
What is this pattern called?
Well, seeing as the Braille isn't raised…
Anon doesn't play by your rules.
Fluorescent light viewed through a diffraction grating, showing 5 discrete wavelengths of light: red, orange, green, cyan, and blue
It sounds like a euphemism, bit I don't know what for.
Don't put it as the main price on your sign if I need to buy a car wash too.
What are these metallic wall-bowls?
This hotel room's TV stand is the first clue.
This ad apparently uses your IP.
You'd think that'd be the one thing Hell would've planned for…
Would you like some pizza with that grease?
Congrats on two years, Bundle Joy.
Ma Po Tofu won't be constrained by the dictionary!
One of these boxes is less ambitious.
This graffiti has terrible grammar, but if I fix it, I'll be complicit in an act of vandalism.
My Junior Mints™ melted together into an unappetizing wad of spermy poop.
Found this old cough drop hiding in some clutter. It used to be translucent.
This large pair of underwear knows what's up.
This bowling ball is made for mutants.
What is this piece of lab equipment?
Mac & Cheese Pizza
Is this a bee or a wasp?
The spacing of these sockets