MFW I spent 300 years tunnelvisioned on the creating the Fylkirate, completely oblivious to popups8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
When you've been breeding and training your family line for years and end up with a Kaiser with 40 martial8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
MRW my parents task me with teaching my younger brother to swim, but he just keeps sinking despite being a little chubby.9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you're finally done creating the kingdom of Sicily and Africa as a Byzantine vassal when the emperor comes to you with a plot to press his claim on Lombardy8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
When none of your vassal want to come carousing so you invite your wife and mother8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
When you're the king of Castile and your regent denies your request to join the crusade that constitutes the Reconquista8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
When the pope excommunicates you but immediately lifts the excommunication if you ask him.8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
When my gf decides that she wasn't actually lesbian and was just experimenting.9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
People always confused my 'sona for a hyena, despite her being a cat. I threw up my hands, said fuck it, and decided she was a little of each. Here's the first art of her new look!9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/furry
When someone challenges me to melee after beating me in smash 4, saying smash is all spacing, I don't need tech9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/Spongebros
When you arrange a betrothal but the other party changes their mind when their child comes of age8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
MFW my boss starts talking about how racism and sexism are over9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The smuggest face in the game, which I always picture across-the-world wars being ended by9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/civbattleroyale
When you have no opportunity to expand so you spend all the money your dynasty makes over 200 years upgrading your one holding8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
After the battle we were only able to save one horse archer, though unfortunately he lost his legs.8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
My gryphon done by an excellent Russian artist, who was new to FA, did my commission, then promptly vanished. He deserves some more exposure.9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/furry
When you've made it your mission to destroy catholic moral authority8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
When you're playing fox and see Marth getup attack on a platform at high percent9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/Spongebros
When I hear my 14 year old brother say that he doesn't ever want to speak to a girl who hasn't had her period yet, because if they haven't menstruated yet, they're not worth speaking to9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When all the hordes form a coalition against you and it covers half the map but it's all awful siberian holdings8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
When my dad starts going into his spiel about how I shouldn't transition because it'll hurt my job prospects9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
I got the coolest situation to RP... The only daughter of the king of Lombardy, my possessed, genius, homosexual character was locked in the Oubliette by the male king of Lombardy. She managed to Monte Cristo her way out, and now she's ready to garrote some bitches.9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
MFW I try to go to the pharmacy after no estrogen or food for 2 days9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
mfw mom breaks out childhood photos of me as my... other... gender...9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
When my mom starts blaming me being trans on her own perceived inadequacies9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
MFW I finally get prescribed HRT after about a year of gatekeeping9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
MFW I wasted my teen years supressing the urge to transition, and now have regret and dysphoria I probably wouldn't have had if I'd started sooner9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
How I imagine the Sibir to look when Attilla begs them for peace9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/civbattleroyale
When my I'm trying to be patient with my pharmacy but I've been without estrogen for 2 days9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
Those days when dysphoria keeps you from leaving the house9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
When one of the squad waiting on the results of they blood test to see if they get hormones9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
MFW looking at these young girls growing up with so much equality and positivity compared to the depressive sexist shithole my childhood was and thus my adult life has become8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When a hot guy is unintentionally sexist a lot... but he's hot and you think you might be able to fix him... and he's hot...9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Chuck E. Cheese really wanted you to come into the computer with him in this cheesy 90's commercial8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/PerfectPause
How I view us, as we watch the hyper-passing I'm only trans because I pass so well people prance around9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
Finally found the image I was looking [f]or when I made those Taki Albums!9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/yiffplus
MFW people tell me I'm pretty and I'm not sure if they're telling the truth or lying to make me feel good9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Thad got mad I wouldn't come to his birthday party, and shit got out of control8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Big paws, big ears, big earrings, big tail, big belly, big cock, big boobs. [D]9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/yiffplus
My internal monologue after I, out of college and without friends, found girls to hang out with that are for totes chill9yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
When there's a heretic Karling pope and France Holy starts holy warring for Canterbury8yr ⋅ MamaSexyEggs ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
