MRW I wake up thinking it's still Sunday, only to learn it's Monday...9yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW three separate friends are having life-crisis things and I'm trying to help everyone.9yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Hey TrollY! Just a casual reminder that you're a bunch of cool guys from all different walks of life, and to keep this subreddit awesome! Cheers!10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm having fun on TrollY (and TrollX) and then remembering my life is kinda terrible and I'm stuck going nowhere.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I had to fix my friend's computer and it froze when I opened his browser9yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Single again. Summer approaching. This is the extent of my flirting skills.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I clicked all the links and I'm done with Reddit for the day... But I come right back to Reddit.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I discover how great Orange Is The New Black really is! (having been told: it's by women, for women, you won't like it.)10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Date was amazing, going to see a performance with her tomorrow! This is my brain right now. :)10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW after getting complimented on my outfit by an army of Girl Guides (I got out of there when they tried to guess my name)10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW the girl I'm seeing sends me snapchats of her in sexy lingerie to brighten up my shitty day (and now I'm trying to stay focused to finish an assignment before midnight)10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm trying to empathize with TrollX'ers dealing with crazy guys and I get downvoted and patronized.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I woke up to sexts from an old hookup and she wants pics of my D to test out her new magic wand.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW As someone who is underweight struggling to eat, my body decides it's starving just as I'm comfortable in bed.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Need some good vibes. Got a real important interview by a panel of judges over the next few hours.8yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Had to leave a Netflix movie night since my ex is there, being all negative to everyone until I leave. This is what I need right now. :(10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Trying to figure out what is wrong with my buddy's PC build and I ask him where the instructions are, MRW he tells me real men don't read instructions.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I'm incredibly sleepy, in bed, but want to see what the night owls and Australians are posting.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I realize I can't play poker or pool, but I get invited to guy's nights because I can cook!10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I ask when the girl I'm seeing is available to see a movie we both said we wanted to see, only to find out she's seen it twice already.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
M(internal)RW hanging out with friends last night and one guy can't stop one-upping everyone's personal stories10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I look in the mirror to see why my back stings, only to find my back still covered in scratch marks from the sex I had with the girl I'm seeing.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW after admitting feelings to each other while drunk on NYE, my crush says oh that was drunk me, think of me as celibate and I don't like anyone at all11yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I find out my crush isn't teasing when she says she's already got plans for New Year's Eve11yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW the cat jumps on my lap and barely lands on my nuts just enough to get that pang of aching pain10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW a prof waived the pre-reqs for a course I've been waiting years to take!10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Note to streamers: ShadowPlay does not allow for USB audio interfaces. No word from Nvidia when it will get fixed.7yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/nvidia
This was me this morning. I usually skip breakfast but there's so much delicious leftovers AND BACON! :D10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Hey TrollX! My SO got the go-ahead to make a mini commercial for beard oil featuring attractive guys with splendiferous beards!! And she could really use the emotional support!10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've got a midterm tomorrow and by the looks of the online discussions I'm completely screwed.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Sitting in my underwear, doing internet stuff, trying to ignore how blazingly hot it is in the room.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW people believe humans are animals driven by nature AND culture is the only thing that shapes our behaviour.10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Is there a difference between the average male redditor and TrollY users?10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW I get to go see Into The Woods with my bae in a few hours and I'M SO EXCITED!!10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Hey AskTrollX! What was your favourite convention or costumed event? Who did you go as? What was it like?10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Hey ladies! It's your shark week: do you ever just stand/squat in the shower and just gush? Do you get the SO in on it to squeeze you like a ketchup bottle for that sweet relief? Other ways how you deal behind the scenes??10yr ⋅ Malumen ⋅ r/AskTrollX
