rEdDiToR fUcKiNg MuRdErS InNoCcEnT gIrL mOmEnTs AfTeR tAkInG tHiS pHoTo1yr · malten_sage · r/PeopleFuckingDying

Reading The Rise of Kyoshi when this came up. Thought of this subreddit immediately.7mo · malten_sage · r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

Petition to make this happen! Oh, and somehow get Serena Williams involved as well.1yr · malten_sage · r/TheLastAirbender

Update: saying “everyone is trash” is sexist because women are immune to any form of criticism and are too holy to be human.5mo · malten_sage · r/Cringetopia

Imagine crushing on the attractive guy at the tea shop, having the confidence to ask him out, shoot your shot, get rejected, watch your home be conquered by the Fire Nation, and learn that guy you were into is now the new FireLord.10mo · malten_sage · r/TheLastAirbender

Watching Life of Pi (2012) when I noticed the carnivorous island looks a lot like a human floating on its back. Earlier in the movie Pi explains to the writer: Vishnu sleeps on the shore-less cosmic ocean, and we are the stuff of his dreams. The island is a representation of Vishnu.5mo · malten_sage · r/MovieDetails

Everybody, if you’re not LGBT, you have no right to be proud of anything. That is, according to this POS.1yr · malten_sage · r/iamatotalpieceofshit

My father, a white man, saying “Oriental” people should not dine at “Mexican” food places such as Taco Bell...1yr · malten_sage · r/gatekeeping

Just found this subreddit so I’ll share what I think was my most aesthetically pleasing dish: Shakshuka. Eggs poached in tomato sauce, with toast, feta cheese, and parsley.6mo · malten_sage · r/RateMyPlate

Apparently white people aren’t allowed to watch Coco on Dia De Los Muertos. Only Hispanics can?1yr · malten_sage · r/gatekeeping

My last picture as a truck driver. Figured you guys would appreciate it.1yr · malten_sage · r/Truckers

Sadly there’s 40 of them. Over a beach towel. The article states someone almost died...over a beach towel.10mo · malten_sage · r/iamatotalpieceofshit

Facebook Timeline knows how to dig up the cringe. All things considered I had gone through a nasty break up only a month prior to this post, so I was compensating. Seeing myself as one of them in retrospect is still horridly cringeworthy.2yr · malten_sage · r/niceguys

No amount of money in the world will ever convince me to live in this house.1yr · malten_sage · r/thalassophobia

WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE! Courtney Henggeler (Amanda LaRusso) played Missy Cooper (Sheldon’s sister) in the Big Bang Theory.1yr · malten_sage · r/cobrakai

I’m sure your food is good, but I’d rather enjoy my experience on land and not in front of a potential watery tomb.1yr · malten_sage · r/thalassophobia

Can we get a bless for Rob Delaney and Taika Waititi for being bros.10mo · malten_sage · r/HumansBeingBros

Grandmothers abusing their grandsons because they’re males never happen and one is sexist to insinuate it does happen.7mo · malten_sage · r/nothingeverhappens

Looking at nearby whispers when I see this wild Nice Guy right around my area.1yr · malten_sage · r/niceguys

Let’s hope the dude in red gets a visit by authorities. “Jokes” about how Ariana Grande’s concert and Manchester Pride should be attacked “like the other guy did”.10mo · malten_sage · r/iamatotalpieceofshit

[Spoilers] My favorite character appearance of Season 2 goes to...this one!1yr · malten_sage · r/cobrakai

Shitting on a dude who saved a person’s life JUST because they work at Chick Fil-A.9mo · malten_sage · r/iamatotalpieceofshit

Watching Creepshow for the first time when ol' King of Horror appears in a segment. Kind of funny to watch him act in this to be honest.2yr · malten_sage · r/stephenking

Well, since they’re verified, I guess we have to listen to them and have sex.1yr · malten_sage · r/ihavesex

Welcome to 2018 America, where everything involves politics, including human emotions.1yr · malten_sage · r/gatekeeping

It’s good to see Avatar getting some recognition on Twitter, but kinda a dumb question if you ask me.5mo · malten_sage · r/TheLastAirbender

I bet “real” Christians don’t give a damn about what a billboard has to say.2yr · malten_sage · r/gatekeeping

Thank goodness I’m not in there. Wishing safe travels to all those in this mess.1yr · malten_sage · r/Truckers

Did anybody else feel this moment deep in the soul?. They way he's just like let's get this over with. Kind of felt bad for the dude because of this shot.1yr · malten_sage · r/cobrakai

In Nuclearicane (2019), a hurricane strikes Florida and caused the nuclear plant to meltdown, making the hurricane nuclear and wiping out Florida. This is a subtle nod to...oh shit it’s actually happening FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...9mo · malten_sage · r/shittymoviedetails

One’s disdain for this abomination apparently puts their race in question.1yr · malten_sage · r/gatekeeping

I’m being told that screenshots of something I wrote is being used by those to claim I’m faking depression or wanting attention. Imagine writing a visceral piece straight from your soul in a dark and vulnerable time, only to have people laugh in your face because of it. Compassion is dead.8mo · malten_sage · r/iamatotalpieceofshit

How to tell your friend about that one time your boyfriend dry-humped you while playing golf, when she just wants to talk about scrabble.2yr · malten_sage · r/disneyvacation

Ok. One day he gave himself the superpower of hindsight and fought alongside Shoulda, Woulda, and Coulda. But one day he was defeated when BP unleashed Cthulhu.1yr · malten_sage · r/southpark

[I Ate] Monkey Brains - an avocado stuffed with tuna and Krab, then tempura fried.2yr · malten_sage · r/food

“Open a world of possible.” Possible what? What are you implying is possible? For a company that prides themselves on booksmarts, they would know to use the noun “possibilities” rather than an adjective “possible”.1yr · malten_sage · r/mildlyinfuriating

A badass who can kick any “male’s” ass, yet a nice guy who doesn’t get the “chicks”. Hmmmm...1yr · malten_sage · r/iamverybadass

Saw on another subreddit (AskOuija). What’s the code used? What is the deciphered message?2yr · malten_sage · r/codes

Don’t walk by him, ladies. He might get the impression you think he’s a creep.2yr · malten_sage · r/niceguys

What is the specific name of this tree called? Found in Macclenny, Florida.2yr · malten_sage · r/whatsthisplant

[I Ate] Butternut squash Mac n cheese, with roasted vegetables and spinach salad.1yr · malten_sage · r/food

Help me find: where this bridge / waterfall is. Not my picture. OP said it’s somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, Washington State.1yr · malten_sage · r/HelpMeFind