wouldn't it be really fucked up if we had a sister subreddit for people who never got cut called /r/neverbroketheskin, the people on that hypothetical subreddit would terrify me.1mo ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Okay listen secretary birds are terrifying, it's a good thing they're only about 7 pounds otherwise they would absolutely kick you to death and enjoy it3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/dndmemes
The Good CapitalistsTM can beat the Bad CapitalistsTM, we just need to keep VotingTM for them, I swe- Blow me.2yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/COMPLETEANARCHY
Sure, guys. Netflix can totally just cancel shows from Amazon.5yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
The world map but the west is to the west of everything else. Also looooong Antarctica.3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/mapporncirclejerk
Vermont Socialist Eboy Smites Ex Vine Star With His Emo Wallet Chain Of Justice2yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/tumblr
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide electrified, single-car hyperloop2yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/The_Leftorium
Facebook's manipulations are getting even more transparent and pathetic than usual.3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/The_Leftorium
Rule of Acquisition #3: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/startrekmemes
Rumor has it that Wizards does not intend to continue releasing products under OGL with One D&D. Surely, this is a smart move that will only end well for Paizo.1yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Insomniac's Disney's Sony's Marvel's Spider-Man's Otto Octavius's Samsung's TV's Remote1yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/SpidermanPS4
It's all fanfic of The Cage, I don't care about your continuity quibbles, just let me watch my dumb smart space show in peace3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/startrekmemes
Skeletal Hireling: Able to carry small objects and will follow its owner. Will not engage in combat.5yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/ItemShop
Protip: Tournaments make your stationed MaA better. If you want a little boost before you go to war or raid, hold a Grand Tournament first!9mo ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
A heathen vassal who diligently develops his holdings is worth a thousand faithful wastrels.2yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I barely know who Vaush is beyond being an internet leftist hatesink, but I do know that for best results, your should marinate your cops overnight and then cook low and slow to break down connective tissue.3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/antifastonetoss
Wordle's Magnificent Broadsword: Has a nearly infinite variety of settings, all based on five-letter words. Every day a random word is selected, and if solved for, its effects are massively boosted.2yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/ItemShop
5'3. Upvote this so when people search 5'3 in Google this is what they see.2yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/AttorneyTom
Listening to my NT friends describe their interpersonal issues is frequently an exercise in vicarious frustration2yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/autism
listen bud if ur not playing whatever's in gary gygax's old notebooks ur basically playing homebrew dude3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Heheheh, stupid Visual Studio, thinking I care about anything other than whether it compiles.2yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Fun fact: If you form Switzerland and then make a hybrid culture, the name defaults to Swiss2yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Okay seriously what the fuck is going on with fieriframes? Most of their posts range from slightly odd to utterly bizarre.3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/tumblr
They're also currently in their 5th editions, but I feel this is more salient.3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/WhiteWolfRPG
If you would just open your eyes to the rolling of vistas of bullshit to complain about, this world would be so much more beautiful3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/FlashTV
new flag for all us folks what are considered nonstandard under current binary cisheterosexual perisex norms3wk ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/vexillologycirclejerk
Found in a post in a TERF sub bitching about exactly who you would suspect they'd be bitching about5yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
I don't even know where I'm going with this, but I made it and now you all have to suffer too3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/AttorneyTom
Okay full disclosure, I only know what little I know about UK politics through osmosis, but even so I'm pretty confident this meme tracks3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/DankLeft
Beast has some problems, but it has a lot of potential if you take the time to look past those problems.4yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/WhiteWolfRPG
Soviet flag? Nazi literature? Clearly, this is an anarchist. - A Very Knowledgeable Cop Whomst Understands Things3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/ShitLiberalsSay
He's also the Judges, the Wyrd, the Dark Mother, the Divine Fire, and Dave Brookshaw.4yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/WhiteWolfRPG
Listen, this whole fake school is just a plot by Kelemvor to suppress knowledge of how to surpass mortality so the gods can keep the whole wall scam going!3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Ol' PJW being very smart and rational about H3H3 and Anthony Fantano.4yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/EnoughIDWspam
I swear to God if I wasn't so lazy I would make a video about the politics of City of Heroes because holy shit there's a lot there.4yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/Cityofheroes
I predict that Padpradscha shitposts will soon drop off in popularity7yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/stevenuniverse
The Rogue Isles map if Grandville was actually shaped like Grandville3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/Cityofheroes
Listen, they never explicitly mentioned any Remans being evacuated so we don't technically know if there even are any anymore.3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/startrekmemes
People really coming out in the comments to defend this shit, too.4yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/ShitLiberalsSay
To Boldly Suck was actually one of the first of Q's videos I ever watched, and it was funny enough on its own as a parody of lore movies that not knowing the lore didn't matter to me.4yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/QuintonReviews
So apparently the Space Force is just randomly naming shit after stuff from Star Trek4yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/startrekmemes
Worked to exhaustion? Just take a quick nap in your sleep desk and then resume work!5yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
[UNGRN] Yeah, the Izzet are wacky, but one time, I had to pose as a Dimir spy.6yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/custommagic
The kicker is that I have reported it several times, and they always say it's within guidelines.4yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Capital is dead labour, that, vampire-like, only lives by sucking living labour, and lives the more, the more labour it sucks.4yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/custommagic
Admiral Clancy is one of the best examples of a Starfleet admiral. Fight me if'n you dare.3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/startrekmemes
Well, now that creature spells can be copied, somebody had to go and slap storm on a creature3yr ⋅ malonkey1 ⋅ r/custommagic
