Ladies, take a trip back to 1997 with me because SPICE WORLD was just added to Netflix!10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Im a pale red head and people keep asking/telling me I should go tanning before my wedding or I'll regret being so pale in photos10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW fake freckles become a trend, when Ive been made to feel weird about my real ones since I was a kid.8yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollMUA
It almost shark week, Im making m&m cookies and the directions say to chill dough overnight10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I JUST realized you have to get a beauty blender wet before using it, after I cleaned it for the first time and it doubled in size.9yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I took sultry boudoir photos to surprise my fiance with and his first response was why aren't you smiling more?10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just got done working six 12hr shifts, we are moving tomorrow and my fiance asks me if Im going to do any packing today while hes gone10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I turn the oven on to make Tot-chos and my SO ask why Im not making a baked potato instead since its the same9yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ive been doing a squat challenge for three days now, my legs feel like jello11yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my a-hole coworker got fired from two different patients room in the same day and they requested me instead10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my sister and brother-in-law ask me to be the only one in the room with them for the birth of my nephew to help my sister10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I FINALLY see a doctor who listened and took in everything I said and discussed every option thoroughly and got me started on some helpful medication today.10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ordered new bras they never showed, got a refund and reordered them at a cheaper price plus free overnight shipping, first set of cancelled/refunded bras just showed up in the mail. I just got two free bras!!11yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW looking at my taxes despite the fact that I got married this year, and support us both while my hubby is a full time student right now.9yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I farted really loud in Costco thinking it would be silent and couldn't play it off that it wasn't me10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had unavoidable painful back surgery almost 2 years ago that resulted in multiple expensive medical bills, today I made my LAST payment!!10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What I'm going to say the next time my coworker tries to give me another unwarranted creepy hug10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
If you are or know this jackhole, punch him in the chode!! This ass almost caused 4 accidents in 2min and was tailgating motorcyclist!!9yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/alaska
US trolls where do you live and why do you love/hate it? Looking to move and considering lots of options right now9yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW I lift my shirt up to brush crumbs out from under my boobs and catch my SO staring at me weird10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF wearing my new Pulp Fiction lipstick and trying to eat chocolate chips and it keeps getting on my finger tips10yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I found an unsecured wifi signal after moving into my new apartment 12yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When Im trying to sleep in and all I hear is kids screaming at recess from the school near by12yr ⋅ malliebee ⋅ r/reactiongifs
