When I'm traveling out-of-state and I see a license plate from my state.9yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A parking ticket flew off of somebody's windshield today, and I put it back on...11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I also like BLB when it was about things that didn't actually happen to people.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I can't believe it took me almost 28 years to notice this...11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I have to admit, my brother-in-law got me pretty good here.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My wife and I just learned that we live next to this scumbag.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I guess I've just been logging in at the wrong time for the past year.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To my beautiful wife, who hasn't been feeling beautiful lately.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm not saying they deserve it, but I think I have a point.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
People might hate me for this, but a month or so later...10yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I asked my brother what he thought of the outcome of a famous trial. This was his response.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A question I once asked as a freshman that my college buddies have never let me live down.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
And if there isn't enough for all of the slots, I put some clean silverware in, too.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I just realized I used to be a misunderstood douchebag...11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Whenever people make fun of me for writing something sweet about my wife on Reddit.10yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Went out with some of my gay friends last night... [FIXED].11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When I saw the post about OP's two uncles getting married next year...11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I could tell my father was devastated. I couldn't believe he was actually laughing after hanging up.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Kanye West's latest meltdown makes me think so even more.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I've been on Reddit a lot today, and I didn't even notice...11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This actually happened to me when I was a sophomore in college.11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I don't think of this as anti-teacher, I think of it as pro-student.10yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A new fuel tanker arrived on location in Qatar. The newly-appointed American manager tells the Qatari supervisor to ensure that the tanker is clearly labelled Diesel Fuel in Arabic, and No Smoking in Arabic. This is what he got.12yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/funny
While helping my friend with the crossword this morning...11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I know it's a conservative post, but just vote with an open mind, please.10yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Did I miss something? Everybody is talking about this...11yr ⋅ malleus__maleficarum ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
