I miss Successful Black Man.
I'm trying to bring lifehacks back to AAM...
I seriously never thought this day would come.
Scumbag Bank, you say?
When I'm traveling out-of-state and I see a license plate from my state.
A parking ticket flew off of somebody's windshield today, and I put it back on...
Bad Joke Eel
Co-worker just said this at lunch.
The meme is seriously not even that funny.
Somebody on Reddit saved me!
So Darren Wilson is walking free.
So this just happened to me...
My boss is a pretty incredible guy.
I have to admit, my brother-in-law got me pretty good here.
I also like BLB when it was about things that didn't actually happen to people.
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
My wife and I just learned that we live next to this scumbag.
Anybody else do this?
I taught my wife how to drive stick yesterday.
As a 90s kid, this was always a royal pain in the rear.
I miss anti-joke chicken as well.
I really hate it when this happens...
You don't have to point it out.
I guess I've just been logging in at the wrong time for the past year.
We're bringing memes back to their roots?
I consider these people to be the Good guy cops.
I couldn't resist it either. Don't hurt me please!
Wife is pregnant!
Good Guy Congress
To my beautiful wife, who hasn't been feeling beautiful lately.
I miss over-educated problems.
We all know (or knew) this guy.
Because he's a ginger!
Truly an honor.
This opinion has been unpopular with my buddies...
It's pretty much a guarantee with me.
I can't believe it took me almost 28 years to notice this...
I'm not saying they deserve it, but I think I have a point.
I could not believe the hypocrisy of my coworker today.
I asked my brother what he thought of the outcome of a famous trial. This was his response.
You have a choice!
I just kind of froze when I saw him in my building.
Things Giraffes Hate
A trend I notice with contraception activists.
My boss just told this one
Call me a sexist, but...
Good Guy Thief? [FIXED].
Call me a sexist if you wish, but it is the truth.
A question I once asked as a freshman that my college buddies have never let me live down.
Meet my sister-in-law.
Seriously, why even post it then?
Pyramid scheme [FIXED].
It was a really special morning for me.
People might hate me for this, but a month or so later...
I miss Rasta Science Teacher!
And if there isn't enough for all of the slots, I put some clean silverware in, too.
I just realized I used to be a misunderstood douchebag...
When people whine about a repost.
Maori rock carvings on Lake Taupo, New Zealand.
Just a suggestion...
My wife and I overheard this at a restaurant tonight.
As I browsed Reddit this morning...
Whenever I drink from a keg...