This was written not by a whiny tween, but in fact a grown man about 50 years old.11yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/facepalm
MFW when my wife gets a free personal trainer session and picks the lady who specializes in bikini bod competitions10yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
My daughter's face after a 1RM deadlift attempt. She's hardcore.12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
MFW I'm at work, it's not even 11AM yet and I ate everything in my lunch box already11yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
MFW I started a new job this week and my boss says he can bench 405lbs.12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
In which I am the worst weightroom coach in the history of ever, proven by my wife's stats12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
I've noticed a lack of soccer fans here. Oh well, I'm still posting this.12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
[TW: four cups of coffee] To drink or not to drink, that is the question11yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
I don't find big muscular guys attractive at all. How is it attractive that the guy's one bicep is bigger than your head? I love swimmer muscles, though. Long, lean, and subtle. Mmmm... 12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
Hey guys Mardi Gras season is fast approaching. What workouts should I do to get ready?12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
MFW the only sold eggnog in 1/2 gallon jugs. How am I supposed to get my GOENAD?12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
Went to the all-you-can-gainz-chinese-buffet, these came in our fortune cookies. How does the restaurant know that I'm on FCJ??12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
Is this Berkhan's diet, or is it Lyle's? Or is it Peace, Shannon?12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
MFW my neighbor offered to let me use his snow thrower to clean the driveway.11yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
MFW you people add me on Facebook AND Google+ without hesitation12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
Who cares? The importance is full range of motion, not the fact that you limit your body's potential by restricting a movement to only particular muscle groups. Maybe a strict pull-up is required for your PT test, but for Fran you just need full extension at the bottom at your chin over the bar...12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
[tw: GMAT study guide] Why isn't Enzyme K discussed at Examine.com??11yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
MFW I buy a new laptop and all my RES stuff is gone, including all the green highlighter for all you guys12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
Mitt Romney wearing brand new running shoes so he can watch others play flag football12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
From the NAAFA.org's Guidelines for Fitness Professionals Who Serve Fat Clients12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
I have a motherfucking fly infestation in my apartment. How do I log flyswats in Fitocracy?12yr ⋅ MalcolmPecs ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
