My son is one those kids.
This is still one of my favorite gifts I've ever given: It was dish towels.
The city just sent out the typical if you're cold, they're cold reminders to bring our dogs in when it's freezing outside. My dog's like...
Must reset password every 30 days, can't be the same password as before, must have caps/lower case/number/special character, cannot be a word, etc...
She didn't have a problem with it until we were 2 hours away from home, then suddenly it was a huge problem.
New Years Eve
My buddy's new neighbor. It was 7:00pm when the cops showed up...
I was old enough to need a job, but not experienced enough to know that building a nice wall was probably qualification enough.
How about a loud ass taco bell commercial on a channel dedicated to helping babies fall asleep?
Sitting on a warm public toilet seat this time of year...
This is easily the biggest lie on the internet.
Downvoting something on the front page
My son and four years of birthday/Christmas sets. He keeps them assembled and on display the way I did plastic WWII planes when I was his age.
My neighbor has a turbine with a bad bearing...it's obnoxiously loud...He went to go check it out because it's been real quiet lately...
“...omg i remember when backfriday was only one day, not a whole month, and there were real sales...”
Everyone bitching about legos and hair clips obviously never stepped on one of these little bastards.
Someone stole my picture from Xmas 2012 to claim they played an awesome gift gag on someone...I thought I would re-post the original. It's kitchen and hand towels, people (and a bit of wire for sharp lines)
Squeezed into a facebook conversation about Dora the Explorer
The neighbor's kid cruised through our garage sale this morning.
Found on the side of the highway...
Not an FN but I did manage to pick up $180 worth of solved problems today.
What's this about painted pistols?
A friend tells me these are popping up all over the West coast...
One ball that clanks.
The first thing my 3-year-old son made with his new Play-Doh Flip'n Serve Breakfast set...
FYI...bought two rifle kits, went to set them up and one of the uppers cracked under the torque of removing an improperly installed barrel nut. PSA tells me removing the barrel nut is a modification, thus they will not honor a warranty.
Found a perfect use the 200mm tire that came on my GSXR600 wheel.
In the event of an emergency, the size of your testicles may drown you.
Curiosity made me click /r/spacedicks
So that's who did it...
One of the coolest fire pits I've ever seen.
I seem to get at least one of these people every time I try and sell a bike on craigslist.
Trollface Shark...did I do it right?
I also made a new facebook cover...
My 7-year-old son put another 1.3 miles under his belt yesterday with no tether.
Since we're submitting creatively wrapped presents, I present the dish towels I wrapped for my mother in law six years ago.
Just to make your electrician uncomfortable.
Anyone here know what this is?
The I don't have time for this shit but am not willing to invest the money into doing it better version 1.1
In light of a recently missed opportunity
Can you enhance that a little?
My wife does vinyl graphics and I asked her for a new little tag for the GSXR. It is everything I hoped it would be.
A real gem
Since we can't decide if poverty pony means Anderson or cheap, I'll do both...
Floored it past someone after being stuck behind them for 6 no-passing-zone miles at 15mph only for them to stop beside me at the next red light and ask what my hurry is...
Came fully awake this morning to my wife yelling oh my god what is that?! I hate rodents, particularly mice, but these things are so flipping adorable.
They're inexpensive, compact, easy to store, and when you need one you REALLY NEED ONE
Just watched a completely avoidable, but serious accident. Never blindly trust an intersection.
A little paint, a little paint remover, and a really quick stipple job...
Because honesty is important...
She's 4 and while going solo was a little out of her depth, it wasn't by much.
15 years difference from the Big 4.
It still needs some tidying up to make the loading/unloading/strapping a bit more graceful, but so far it's got 50 miles at speeds of up to 80mph on it.
Tiny little roars, huh?
I cannot stress enough how important it is to specifically take a moment to do a safety walk around your bike every day.
Does everyone win? Or does everyone lose?
Ever feel like maybe you missed a step when you reassembled your forks?
How I feel being the only person I know who doesn't own an IPhone...
The note said I have to bring 1,000,000 mc to a to-be-determined location, alone, or I'll never see it again.
Changed employers, had to go to their operations center 400 miles away and spend a week there getting to know the new bunch. Only have a TL1000R to travel with...no problem.
Texas Boy's Ranch current needs wall. These are simple, inexpensive items that can go a long way to help.
Anyone ever seen this? New rifle kit from PSA...upper cracked while trying to remove the barrel nut (with a vice block).
My cat caught a young bunny...which I would normally let nature do its thing...but after 20 minutes of her just batting it around like an asshole I confiscated the bunny and put the cat away.
Does this count?
I only got a picture of the pool practice, but my 7-year-old son took his Lifetime Spitfire all over one of our local playas solo yesterday.
Why should Annihilators be in a division all by themselves?
I'm afraid even google will judge me at this point
Is there anything less useful in this game?
Popped up on my news feed and all I could think was who is holding that sign?
Thread locked without explanation.
Appropriate after having a bad day with two of our dogs...
cats + big bang theory = surely make it to front page
Can one of you guys explain to me wtf the thought behind chrome trimmed steering wheel was?
A trick that has simplified my life immensely....a $5 tri-pod found at a garage sale, a $1 funnel from wal-mart, and 6 of 3/8 heater hose. Mad the process neater and easier.
Warm toilet seats and winter.
On the hunt for a new-to-me car on craigslist when suddenly...
Left the game on for a while, TBR went full derp while waiting for me to come back.
Who would throw away a perfectly good...
We need to learn how to accept that if we make a stand on something, we can't go back and make exceptions later.
I'd rather prevent a crime from happening than wait for it to happen and punish the offenders...but some people make it hard to keep doing it.
Second world problems
I don't have anyone to take pictures of me on my bike...so I have to improvise by taping a pole to my bike and sticking my gopro on the end.
Just how large was the British Empire at it's height?
Left the game running all day...TBR went full derp waiting for me to come home.
I wrapped my mother-in-law's Christmas present this year. It's hand towels.
Every time it's time to work, I got every size except the one I need.
What everyone likes to see lumbering out into the road in a 50mph crosswind.
2008 Nissan Altima 2.5...have any of you guys seen this kind of corrosion on the thermostat outlet?
Our friend's dog escaped in the University/82nd area. Anyone seen him?
Somethign something wheelie wednesday?
You'll need to know how to count in the real world she said. I'll never need to know how to count I said...
Christmas present from the missus. One of the best tangible gifts she's ever given me.
Another thing I have wrought...
We're posting bikes? How about my old Plastic Maggot?
Nissan QR25DE Frontier crank pully timing marks don't look like what's shown in FSM...which of these is suppose to be TDC?
My attempt to break Reddit
My wife whipped this up for our son. She's making a whole set of super hero logos.
I hate new cars.
was looking up homemade gopher traps...
I could have saved some cash on bedding....
Stable job, nice house, wife's always in the mood...the older I get the less I pity and more I want to BE this man.
High five, bro!
I just got a Blackberry Bold for work. This is how I feel trying to figure out how to send a text message after never having used any kind of smart phone...
You think you had a good day?
The cloud over Lubbock, TX
My wife is trying to sell her craftsy things to my friends...this is her first attempt:
I hate television.
I got the cloud, too....real shame it didn't make much of anything....
Getting the bearings checked
If you do this, I hate you.
Also...Lubbock drivers. The picture even tells a story.
Snapped with a Kyocera Brigadier, folks.
cross-posting because...well...I didn't know this reddit was here when I made it...
I was a little disappointed with the Timberwolf at first, but after settling on a quad of ERLL's and a couple of MG's she's a nightmare.
Bathroom wall at a dentist's office.
It's almost done...she's dirty and waiting for the last parts...all I can do for now is sit and look at her...
I don't know what it is but I would love to know more about it.
The nice brakes on the bike I just picked up
This thing I have done...
Behind a mirror in our bathroom remodel...not enough to be unrealistic, but enough to be worth checking.
Wait, let me get my toolbox...
I worry about silly things...
Was bored...bike needed decoration...
I love these matches.
Do me people style
My wife just sent me this picture of Buddy wanting so badly to play with our daughter...who hates him because he's fluffy.
If you've ever found yourself wondering...you can put 3,300 rounds into one of those little boxes from Wal-Mart
Caught a local rarity with the rear camera today.
My 5 year old son woke me up this morning to show me the Avengers he made with his legos. Can you tell who is who?
see me rollin...they hatin...
Wire figures on sale!
Why do people do this?
Has anyone else seen this chick at the Wal-Mart on 4th and Frankford?
While I hate that you have to look at the shadow to see it, but I love finding, and trying to hold, this magic point where you start out-accelerating the front wheel