This is so sad
AAAAAH YEEEEAH 😎
He had a future. Barack Hussein Obama left him to die. His only legacy
Hey taxpayers! Check out how much you paid Halper to spy on an innocent presidential candidate!
Shout-out to this patriot for tearing apart Mueller’s witch hunt tonight
SNEAKING INTO THE COUNTRY IS A FUCKING CRIME HOLY SHIT THESE PEOPLE ARE STUPID!
The Great Negotiator
I think Mueller is basically making shit up at this point
I see your #MAKEAMERICA and raise you #MAKE
You mean to tell me Trump had a spy in his campaign and the worse they could possibly leak was the pussy tape? Trump is so clean, this just confirms it.
Yeah does someone want to explain to me how the fuck Dianne Feinstein won 100% of California’s counties today?
GEOTUS and FLOTUS at a wig party in 2007
We’ve reached gen z :)
Hey Californians! USE TRUMP’S MOMENTUM! Cox is surging in popularity thanks to POTUS. Don’t put 2 dems on the ballot by splitting the vote. Back the Trump-endorsed candidate. VOTE COX
Happy Father’s Day to America’s daddy
“For the people”
Did we forget about this fucking rat? Where is the outrage? This shit stain on American history is directly responsible for the cold blooded murder of innocent people and gets to walk free. Jail time????? Oh and Sheriff Israel is a piece of shit as well!
But Trump’s $25 billion project to secure our southern border is a waste. Νice.
You see friendship, I see the DNC losing “the black vote” 😎
How about a little love for our under-appreciated Secret Service agents?
“Ah, I see my breakfast has been made. Thank you ladies, very cool!”
Election night. Surrounded by his family, walking out to address the people who just said “we trust you.” On the verge of tears. What a great moment.
The left caused this
Liberal policies: more destructive than atomic bombs
2A Kyle knows what’s up
FUCK YOU ROCKET MAN
IT’S OFFICIAL! WORLD PEACE IS NEAR!
This guy is a fucking riot
How is this breaking news? Journalism is a fake job
This was a huge mistake
He cleaned up NYC. Don’t fuck with Rudy
Proposing this uniform for the United States Space Force. What do ya think?
Mueller hates America
You Trump supporters are fucking disgusting. What citizen needs an Assault Rifle 15? Honestly, it’s fully semi quarterly automatic with a gun pocket that holds 300 bullet shells! Who needs that kind of shooting power for hunting??? You make me sick.
🚨Just a little preview of what’s about to happen. HERE COMES THE PAIN 🚨
Jesus Christ can we start calling this kid “Trump Tower?”
(Pg 418) what a fucking pussy
DIG DIG DIG!! See what else POTUS knows
🚨🇺🇸HERE COMES THE PAIN🇺🇸 🚨
TRUST THE DOG
If she’s so tired, maybe she can just lay down and go to sleep forever 😊
ARM THE TEACHERS
ART OF THE DEAL! (Excuse the retardation, please. This was made on a phone)
Real quote from an extraordinarily low IQ person
Just a picture of Ewan’s career...but wait...what’s this? Two fighting stars? Why, it looks like a conflict of the stars. What seems to be a....Star War....This is therefore related to the prequels and is therefore permitted. Suck my balls, mods. Make r/PrequelMemes Great Again!
Californians: Trust your president. He wants the best for you. VOTE COX!
Very smart move slamming NYT when answering questions. This is a moment that will be replayed in classrooms and on TV for decades. Etched an eternal burn against NYT in a key moment in American history! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
TFW you retake Jerusalem
BREAKING: POTUS modifies Air Force One
When your supporters keep bickering in the back seat over Syria
“Trump skips retard convention.” FTFY
TFW you realize the FBI typically knows about a major attack on the American people before it even happens
Donald Trump just kicked James Comey in the spine
The integrity of a whore. That’s the best they got?
Rudy is scaring the fuck out of them
FULL SPEED AHEAD
These should honestly be the new tax brackets. The tax code should be 1 page long.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!
As Kanye begins his political career (and eventual run for the presidency), let us not forget the biggest endorsement he ever received: criticism from a known terrorist
Member this? I member
As a Californian, yes sir! 🇺🇸
So we separate kids and keep them in nice facilities to make sure the criminal adults that snuck them in aren’t kidnapping them....and Trump is Hitler?
(PG 417) HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Save this. RBG will be gone soon, and this will come in handy.
When they finally meet
TFW your administration is such a fraud, the First Lady has a cock.
Do your job!
Shout out to all the idiots who say pi is an irrational number 😂👌🏻
Remember him? Where did all his accusers go? Why the media silence? I thought the left wanted to end sexual misconduct, not brush it to the side. Or are sexual assault claims just a political tactic for them?
Holy fuck I can’t wait to see their first photo op to see if this is actually true.
Hey, remember when Joe Biden put someone’s baby’s fucking pacifier in his own mouth? I’m gonna repeat that. Do you guys remember when our former Vice President took a used sucking toy from a strange baby and put it in his fucking mouth? A 70 year old man....put a strange baby’s toy....in his mouth..
LEAKED: Mueller questions for POTUS
Rudy Giuliani for AG! Make DOJ Great Again!
🔥 If Rudy ends this fake investigation, promote him to Attorney General immediately. RUDY! RUDY! RUDY! 🔥
I’M AN ASSOCIATE JUSTICE, AND I’M COMIN’.
Journalists are fucking scum. Who the hell stalks a person like this?
Go easy on the left. They just want to fight racism you guys
POTUS has so much energy thanks to this based pillow merchant. Thank you for your service, Mike! MAKE AMERICA SLEEP AGAIN
Give me liberty, or give me death?” How about just the death, please? Just make it quick. I want this nightmare to end.
Does this look like a concentration camp to you?
Travis Allen endorsed John Cox. Let’s WIN in November!
Human biology is racist
POTUS meets with Kim Jong Un
Go for it :)
I DON’T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FISH GAY!
The plight of the stable genius
We did it, Calipedes!
Trump should go and Pence should skip instead
Rosie O’Donnell a disgusting cunt? if so - what an amazing opportunity to bring attention to the DISGUSTING CUNT epidemic
I can't wait until we transition into The_Barron
GEOTUS fires Sessions>nominates Kanye to AG>Kanye gets special prosecutor to investigate Hillary, ends assault on marijuana industry, declares his wife is not a hobbit>AG West smokes joint with Un>Trump and Kanye release album for 2020 race> Slogan: “Keep America Dank”>future history books sell out
The deep state is fucking ruined. America is back, and she’s gonna be stronger than ever before. You watch. These people are waking up. The day we unite with the left is the day we rob these global gangsters blind.
Maybe we should just consider abolishing the IRS and starting over?
Don’t worry, bros! Even if this 84 year old wins in November, something tells me we’ll be voting on the same seat in a few years anyways 👀
He put “real news” in quotes. GO HOME, JIM
These pens came from God Himself
So chemical warfare on civilians happens repeatedly in Syria and it’s not okay to blame Assad, but crazy people shoot up schools and concerts and Trump is to blame? Explain to me the harm in bombing facilities that encourage what is recognized as a war crime.
MAGAnomics + denuclearized NK =
TRUST TRUMP! VOTE COX!
Don’t popularize the name of shooters! This is Fat Pussy. Fat Pussy will be brought to justice!
Let’s do it, lads. Full speed ahead. Embrace what is happening now and take your country back. Embrace this opportunity to red pill the masses. Let’s do this. *inhale* FIRST LAST 2024
WE DID IT!
This is an act of war. Fuck NAFTA and fuck sympathy. Protect our country even if it means we draw blood! DO YOUR JOB
Just doin my part and telling the RINOs how we feel about them....wait am I not doing this right?
Obese man gets tired from standing, takes a brief moment to rest
I know they’re fake news but I haven’t really been keeping up recently. I hope this is true. Rudy is a fucking hero. He’s always been a hero. He has first hand experience in Making Manhattan Great Again. His country needs him.
This aged very well
Everyone’s making fun of California for having “John Cox” as a candidate. Meanwhile in Montana.....(this is not meant as an attack, idek his views)
Oppressive settlers pose with Native American after decimating her village. So sad!
HEY HEY HEY, GOOOD BYYEEE
Such as lying about the president?
MUELLER DID 9/11
I see your #MA and raise you #M
Oh no, not soy! 😰😰
Hillary “Down syndrome” Clinton is at it again! Blaming everyone but her perfect little self!
FUCK IRAN! #BringBobBack even if force is necessary!
I’d sincerely like to apologize for the highly homosexual content and have deep feelings of regret. Please excuse my behavior and God bless America.
Has anyone else noticed that Trump will praise/defend people who cooperate with him? (Called Trudeau “good looking” after trade talks, said “I have great respect for [Obama]” during transition of power, now he defends McCabe). Is this Trump’s tell? Is McCabe cooperative now?
Ban fully semi-auto straws!
The irony. “We can’t meet in the middle like adults because it’s all their fault! *sticks out tongue* I made this drawing to show how STUPID they are!”
What if feels like to watch someone choose recruit and try to to rush the objective in the first 20 seconds of round
Air Force One design
GO BACK NOW! This land is rightfully ours and we will not stand silently as our sovereignty is threatened. America is not for the world, it is for AMERICANS! We must consider violence. TAKE A FUCKING STAND, BORDER PATROL AGENTS! Turn this into the biggest regret of their lives. Protect OUR country
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
To the mods blocking memes about X, I’d like to remind you that beating a woman and threatening to rape her is never okay. His death was not a tragedy.
Thank you Kim K, very cool!
Only time I’ll ever clap on a plane
The life of a man who knows better
I wanna give Joe a way out. He has to be on ecstasy or something. Look he lost his son and he wants to be happy again so he does drugs. Just lie to the world if this isn’t true, Joe. “I’m on drugs and I touch women and I need help. I’m not a pedo.” That’s good enough for me. Just get therapy.
Executive Trolling status: Confusing people on 4/20
Fuck Palestinians, fuck Iran, and fuck Muslims. Trump stands with the historically marginalized people because our movement stands up for the little guy. Free the Jews once and for all from this tyranny!
This is what happens when you meme about dead rappers :(
Poor Jeb lost his only friend. RIP Barbara
Hey lefties! Get ready for 6.5 more years of Trump! :)