[IWC] PILOT'S WATCH CHRONOGRAPH 41 EDITION “MERCEDES-AMG PETRONAS FORMULA ONETM TEAM”2yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/Watches
MFW I walk into the Rowlecks dealership with a Seiko 5 on each of my wrists.3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
This is the dream! Now to get my wife back from the AD and start making babies. Wish me luck, gents.3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
It also has ads for the lonely ‘married-to-Rolex husband’ MILFs within 2 miles of your location.2yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
You know a shitter is badly designed when the AD unknowingly displays it upside down.2yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
My EDC to protect my Seiko Marine Master 300. It’s hidden somewhere in the Ocean.2yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
And his wife has a pearl dial Rolecks to match the pearl necklace the AD gave her.3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Why are the leaves on my 2.5 month old Aglaonema Pictum Tricolor rounded and much faded (R) as compared to its parent plant (L)?2yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/plantclinic
You’ve seen his words, you’ve felt his touch. But have you seen him? AI chuffed my eyes with this work of art.1yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Finally obtained my grill watch, the Omega Searmaster Professional. It is 390mm, which is just right for my wrist. It has an elongated crown that allows for 2 handed winding. It is important to practice rod handling with 2 hands, comes in useful when you visit your AD.4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
New watch day! A slim and manageable size that’s perfect as a dress watch. 10/10 slips under chuffs.4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
[Omega] What are your initial reactions to the mew Seamaster ‘No Time To Die’ Bond watch?4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/Watches
Taking the most common bi-coloured bezel with the most common checkered shirt colour and calling it a coincidence. What an absolute mad lad.4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Be honest you guys, is this 350mm diameter, 250mm thick Omega too big for my wrists?4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
My man Sporty admitting that Omega has been above Rollecks for quite some time now.3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
I am a simple man with a bucket list, to buy Swiss shits and smear them on my wrist. Have a look at my credit card, thinking about it makes my peepee hard. And here is my bolt action pen, the only action I get as a beta man.4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
MFW the Ball Engineer II Magneto is not even mentioned. Unmentioned. Unchuffed. Unciao!1yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Creating r/WatchesSquareJerk with my square watch and square steering wheel.2yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
[SUN065] Question, does anyone know if Seiko made more Tuna styled GMTs that are smaller?1yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/Seiko
Caught myself holding my Seiko 5 in a very special way after glazing my watch and immediately felt so different. It was like I was a wolf among the sheep, an Alpha among the Omegas. It was liberating and it felt like I was finally one with the gentry. Ciao.3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
I scored a Rolex off ebay, there are so many things that scream ‘fake’ but I refuse to believe it because I was the genius who bought it, there is no doubting my infinite wisdom and experience! OK?! CEEEEYAO!4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Imagine owning 3 Day-Dates, feel bad? Now imagine pretending they are the actual holy trinity. Nothing compares to the OG: Seiko, Casio and Invicta, fool!3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
My new Omega piece is looking real sharp in this photo. Gonna take it to my wrist for a spin right now.4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Timepiss of the day: A 80 year old septic tank. Old is gold. Ok ciao!3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Pee and Poo all in one package. The geniuses at Rollecks have designed perfection!3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Mars on a parachute strap. Would not recommend as double layered strap is almost too thick to fit.1yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/MoonSwatches
The One Guy Wearing Brick Watch Co Instead of Rollecks On This Flight Is The One Who Always Earns.1yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Contrary to what her title says, she had a date with the AD to put her new ‘wife’ status to good use.3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
My wife told me she was working with something big at the AD, around 8”. I’m pretty sure she knows my bracelet should be sized for my 6.5” wrist though.3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
“WCJ has the same 4 jokes!” he screeched while clutching his 3 extremely similar pieces of poo to his breast.3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
I like how the light plays with the dial. It’s currently winter so I can tell the time for 4 hours of a day but that’s alright because I don’t wear watches to tell the time, they’re jewelry, gents, jewelry!4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Breaking news, a Sasquatch has been spotted wearing a 80mm Invicta homage and making it look lady-sized. What are you chuffing to today?3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Someone call the watch police! This guy put a Grand Seiko into a box of shit! Ok, shi-ao!4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
“It’s just a piece of jewelry anyway” says the dude wearing a Swiss Shitter. He clearly doesn’t understand the importance of whorology.4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
My new tea set from Guangzhou, China, featuring Da Hong Pao (Scarlet Robe) Tea5yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/tea
Well Mr Tourbillon, this could be the perfect collection if you sold those 4 watches and replace them with SNK, SNZG, SNZF & SNZH. Back to your hobo hole for now, ciao!4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
I swear people on r/rolex need a field trip to WCJ to learn how to properly make a title.4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Elegance at every chuff. The watches that inspired copies like Royal Oak and Nautilus. AP and PP wanna be the best but they can’t beat the best! Ciao!4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
This is my Moon Watch, love the asymmetrical choronagraph subdials. They really brought out the flavour in this piece, which is quickly gathering a large following worldwide.4yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
“Attention, clean up required in the snack aisle! I repeat, someone took a dump in the snack aisle!”3yr ⋅ Makaisaurus ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
