Inflicting life-long disfigurement on yourself is never a good idea.5yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
In the UK, automobiles are required to have a yearly test by a certified mechanic. I think this advisory note was probably fair enough.9yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/funny
EgyptAir hijack seems to be the work of a man who wants to see his estranged wife. Makes a nice change.8yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This cropped up somewhere on my social media. I recognise Ant, Tony, Mike and Peter. I think that's John Silver at the back, but who's the guitarist on the right?1yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/Genesis
Made the mistake of having a black water bottle for a long cycle ride.7yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Prince William re-enacts the Ministry of Silly Walks sketch for his Chinese hosts...9yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/funny
Latvian dream is of hav potato and biro and not have to trade biro to buy potato. And potato look like seal, so kan even pretend is meat!5yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/LatvianJokes
The stains and wood grain on my drinks coaster made an anime girl's face5yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/Pareidolia
Phoned our broadband provider to negotiate a better deal. He told me the average household uses 100GB per month. Thanks to my good-for-nothing gamer son, our usage is 985GB per month.5yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The founder of Ikea, Ingvar Kamprad, has died aged 91. Here's one of his finest works.6yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/funny
TIL from my wife's Star Trek calendar that the actor James Doohan (Scotty) had a missing right middle finger, which he lost in the WWII invasion of Normandy. Careful camera work meant it was rarely visible in the TV series.10yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/todayilearned
If anyone's having a Halloween party, here's a suggestion for the finger buffet.9yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/funny
If PG grew his hair and beard, you'd have Jean Baptiste Perrin, winner of the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1926.10yr ⋅ Major_Lee_Garsol ⋅ r/Genesis
