Politician-adjacent woman with absolutely no skin texture, BUT with bonus eye makeup filter going into her hair.

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Well. My dad died unexpectedly today and this was in my mailbox when I got home.

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Tiny, eight pound Mia requires the entire queen sized bed.

5yr ⋅

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Now I’m raging.

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I was just trying to text my boss and Mia insisted on being obnoxiously beautiful and distracting me.

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Post about water breaking 10hrs ago. Then this, according to IG, half an hour ago. I’m confused and hoping everything is okay.

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FFS, Kenyon.

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Kenyon, please stop.

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You can’t convince me Amanda didn’t will moment this into existence

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Toblerone is obsessed with uncooked spaghetti and he insists on sniff-checking a piece whenever I make it.

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Kenyon weaponizing her prior support of BLM 3 weeks ago

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PLEASE tell me if I’m in the wrong, but is anyone else bothered by Kenyon saying she’s experiencing antisemitism directly when she is, as far as I am remembering, not Jewish?

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