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Starting off 2017 by buying out Target's dog bed section and donating them to our local shelter.

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My wife uses nearly two rolls of TP per day. So...one roll of first aid tape, one wiseass comment...and now we wait...

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Kenny Powers works at the paint store.

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For their wedding present, I gave them more irony.

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How about some love for this hero today?

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Sounds about right.

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This yogurt-slurping twat.

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There's no way that this punchable alien/Sasquatch hybrid isn't a tranny.

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This guy. His face looks the way cat shit smells.

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This unfunny sack of teeth.

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You know what to do.

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When the first guy to stop at a 4-way stop is inexplicably baffled.

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It's my cake day and I think my grandson may be a Kryptonian.

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This fucking dummy.

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Kathy Griffin, aka Andy Dick in drag.

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That time Dr. Crusher and Q both sat on the Board of Directors.

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Strange: when your doctor has a dimmer switch that says Mood. Disturbing: said switch is right next to the exam gloves.

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This horse's ass.

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Picked up this awesomeness today. Slim Pickens would be proud.

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Picked up this awesomeness today. Slim Pickens would be proud.

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This nepotism-enjoying mental midget.

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Does this look like a minimalistic Hitler to anyone else?

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Target acquired.

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Todd Chrisley and his horse-toothed son.

10yr ⋅

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A Spidey close up. Be gentle, it's about 7 years old. I'll upload newer stuff soon.

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Tina Fey has no idea what she's doing.

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MRW I'm about to win first place against my friends in Trivia Crack for the 7th consecutive week.

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Farewell to Attack of the Show.

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A Death of Superman drawing I did 3/1/93.

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