It’s imitation shark fin made out of gelatin you dense cabbage5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
It is very wrinkly and has a cat on it but look, Mom, I finally got my duvet cover on by myself! (None of my friends get my excitement)3yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/MomForAMinute
I just rewatched the sorting ceremony using the memories feature and gurl how are you a prefect if you literally just arrived3yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/HPHogwartsMystery
We have a feral cat who comes to eat at our apartment. It’s been raining a lot lately so I got him a shelter. I think he likes it.5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/TIGHTPUSSY
Remember when I pulled up and said get in the car and then CANCELLED MY PLANS JUST IN CASE YOU’D CALL3yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/YouBelongWithMemes
When you were going for a double in Full Marks and accidentally claim the single3yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/HPHogwartsMystery
1. I’m surprised they didn’t just use the infamous pigtail headband. 2. I see so much Jinger in this child for some reason. You could have told me this was a Vuolo and I’d believe you.3yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/DuggarsSnark
Girl who can barely take care of her child (with another on the way) with two incomes unironically posted this. “Don’t use child support to buy your child’s necessities” is certainly a hot take.4yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/insaneparents
In case you were wondering, you’re allowed to name your acromantula “BigAssSpider”4yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/HPHogwartsMystery
Found this in a name shaming group on Facebook and I think I discovered what JD and Abbie will name their next kid3yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/DuggarsSnark
Update on Gargoyle- it’s raining today. Usually he is MIA during the rain, but today I can be assured he’s staying nice and dry.5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/TIGHTPUSSY
I wish you would have told me what you were wearing because this is just embarrassing3yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/HPHogwartsMystery
When you watch an ad for a reward and get hit with this screen 😤3yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/HPHogwartsMystery
I don’t know if this counts as a magical creature, but I saved up my gems and made my cat in game. His real name is Gargoyle but since Goyle is a canon character’s name, I had to call him Gargy in the game.4yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/HPHogwartsMystery
Do long distance friendships count? Me (23F/US) and him (24M/Mexico) live 1800 miles apart, but are no longer never mets after 12 years in the making!5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/LongDistance
It’s my birthday today and my parents (really my mom) got me these bad boys5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/LodedDiper
I apparently get Taco Bell so much that the workers wrote my name on my bag8mo ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/tacobell
This is Penny, my parents’ puppy. She only sleeps with her legs straight up in the air.5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Joy is my favorite character and this is my new favorite picture from the parks!6yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/Disneyland
I turned 23 yesterday and my parents took me to Mission Escape Games in Anaheim for my first ever escape room, Mission Breakout: The Ultimate Bank Heist (and yes, we did finish with only one second to spare!)5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/escaperooms
It's hard to see but my button says future cast member. I got my first job today and it's at the happiest place on earth!7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/Disneyland
For those who love my house cat Gargoyle, he now has an Instagram. Also, he almost never leaves the porch now.5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/TIGHTPUSSY
Found this on Facebook. It’s literally the only thing in the picture.6yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/WhyTheCircle
I got into talking with a friend of mine about our tastes in movies and TV shows and he had something to say about Glee3yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/glee
I posted about six weeks ago that I got my first job at Disneyland. Tonight I finished my training and am an official cast member! And I only cried once!7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/Disneyland
Bill apparently used Polyjuice Potion to become Ben, lost his body, and scared off Andre in the process5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/HPHogwartsMystery
Best friend of 10 years got the mountain, I got the waves. Done at Emerald Ink Tattoos in Modesto, CA by Nick.7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/tattoos
Had no one else to share this with. Have a killer cold and basically can't breathe. Nothing happened when I tried to blow my nose. Suddenly I sneezed and this thing shot out.7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/popping
I finished my third draft last night. My mom printed the entire thing today so I can edit it. I am completely in awe of the fact that a book that I wrote is currently in my hands.7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/writing
When you're at a costume party and someone asks if you're a grape...7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/shitduolingosays
My little thinks we’re just doing a pillow plaque exchange today, but little does she know...6yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/Sororities
I’ve been off this app for a month and came back to this 🤦♀️ It literally says on my profile that I’m not into casual sex5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/asexuality
I’m that weird person who ships MC and Ben, but suddenly I understand the love for Barnaby4yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/HPHogwartsMystery
I posted a couple weeks ago that I was going to surprise my friend with Sharks tickets. She (in the beanie) was completely caught off guard and has been having a great time!6yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/SanJoseSharks
I've never had female bettas before but I immediately fell in love with this girl today. I've been struggling a lot lately as a mentally ill person, so I knew as soon as I saw her that her name is Joy.7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/bettafish
A friend posted this on Facebook and my first thought was this sub6yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
I was about to get out of my car when I realized I was trapped by my phone charger6yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/diabetes
I graduated from college a month ago. I just took my graduation photos today and since I’m a cast member I went to Disneyland to take them. This was my favorite shot of the day.6yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/Disneyland
I've been an avid player since the game was released, yet I still have an egg that I got when I first started playing.7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/pokemongo
Since people joke that Him Bob and Michelle don't know who their kids are, I had way too much fun writing this.7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/CountingOn
All 13 of my Series of Unfortunate Events books fit on this shelf perfectly5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/Perfectfit
It's Kendra's birthday today. And in related news, the Duggars (or their PR team) don't know any other adjectives.7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/CountingOn
In honor of the second anniversary of my suicide attempt. Done by Jeff Sypherd at Classic Tattoo in Fullerton, CA.6yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/tattoos
On the 19KAC Wikipedia page. Did Josh and Anna reveal M5's name before birth, or is this just speculation?7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/CountingOn
Just finished my plaque for my big! Pillow/plaque exchange is in three hours!8yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/Sororities
I did my makeup the other day like my idol Taylor Swift. Been insecure ever since.7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/FreeCompliments
My dad was freaked out by my eye makeup today but he also thought a makeup artist did it for me 😎 Channeling Taylor Swift today7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
Just got a new betta for my college dorm. I'm studying psychology, so I'd like you all to meet Fineas Gage. 🐠8yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/bettafish
I don't really like the way most trendy makeup looks on me so I did it my own way to go to a hockey game tonight! 💖💄7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
I go to college in Orange County and my school sponsored the game tonight. Our mascot didn't like my jersey and tried to cover it up in this picture.7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/SanJoseSharks
I'm at Cal State Fullerton Night at the Ducks vs. Sharks game and Tuffy hated my jersey7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/csuf
I am absolutely petrified of the Tower of Terror but decided to ride it when I was in Disneyland yesterday since they're closing it. Guess which one I am in the picture.8yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/Disneyland
Probably a long shot, but did someone leave this on my car today? Parked in Eastside and I don’t even go to school here anymore...5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/csuf
In light of today's news, an attempt at humor: the only two Sharks shirts I own7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/SanJoseSharks
My friend is 18 and is very excited to be roasted. Please destroy her.8yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/RoastMe
This is my hamster, Jessa-Ginger (Jessa for short), named after two of the Duggar daughters. She definitely has Jessa's personality!8yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/19KidsandCounting
20 years old, psychology major, secretary of my sorority, studying for finals. Could use a good laugh (or cry).7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/RoastMe
This couple attempting to back into a parking spot in a structure with a long line of cars unable to go anywhere behind them5yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Does anyone know where I can get a cheap dress for formal that looks like this?7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/Sororities
Made some friends today at California Adventure named Matthew and Faith. They went to Disneyland while I stayed in DCA, so if you're out there, it was nice to meet you!7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/Disneyland
Got this on Facebook. I want to make a positivity wall for my college dorm for when BPD rears its ugly head. Leave me some positive thoughts!7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/BPD4BPD
I'm turning 20 on Tuesday and wrote this with a gel pen. Do with that what you will.8yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/RoastMe
Been feeling really down lately so I did my makeup and haven't felt this confident in forever.7yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
After years of admiring these little collectibles and never buying one, I broke down today to Feel the Bern8yr ⋅ maddiemoiselle ⋅ r/funkopop
