Honesty is the best policy

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I'm always gonna be fat.

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Troll dad or just stupid?

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Oh, what our grandparents would say.

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New contraptions.

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This happens more often then not.

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My wife...closet racist

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Worst babysitter ever.

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My response to all these troll parents comics.

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Not my proudest moment.

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Meme rage

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My wife named him Maynard. I call him Nard the Tard

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Girls and their fashion

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It's been a while.

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...

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I used to work with this guy.

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Maybe I have selective hearing.

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What's this world coming to?

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I just realized I do this.

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Then use the fucking alarm clock.

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What a sweetheart.

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Reddit, reddit

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She was a little disappointed.

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You know you're gonna lose right?

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What is it with cats and boxes?

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I'm a hypocrite

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How could you live...

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One of the coolest Superman pictures I've seen in a long time.

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The karma train (fixed)

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I love my kids. (part 2)

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Shit just got real.

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Maybe we should change the name to Boobit.

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At least I'll have my fifteen minutes of fame.

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How I feel about St. Patrick's Day

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I finally get to use the mean guy with the Batman voice.

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I'm totally doing this next year.

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Every Morning

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This happened this morning.

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It was actually quite nice.

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