My 6 y/o daughter's first video game request. It's waiting for her to get home from school.2mo ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/gaming
My SO grew up in an abusive household. On several occasions she told me about the singing Ariel doll her mom took away from her when she wasn't paying attention. Thanks to an eBay seller, I was able to give a working Ariel doll back to her today.1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
I mean, you have to admit there are a lot of similarities between the two, right?2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/antiwork
My daughter and I play lots of Animal Crossing together. Just got this text during a work in office day.11mo ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
We were never going to notice the missing candy that was replaced with a potato.1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My toddler is storing her naked dolls in a shoe organizer and it looks like a morgue.1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/oddlyterrifying
My s/o discovered how amazing a large glass of ice cold water is first thing in the morning, so now I wake up to this.1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/HydroHomies
Instead of buying brand new pieces, my S/O is saving us money by painting over old wall art she's tired of and mimicking what she sees in stores.3yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/Frugal
My girlfriend sprinkled some exorcism salt around the house to bless it. I asked her how she intended to get in or out of the house now.6yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My fiance insists that I looked like High School Musical Zac Efron when I was in high school. It's me, Zac Ef-off.11mo ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/WalmartCelebrities
Texas Sage blooms real hard after a good rain. Bees and butterflies everywhere!1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/NoLawns
My mom used to look after some girls and she always told me that one of them had a huge crush on me. Photo is circa September 1997.2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/GirlsMirin
After moving out of an apartment and into our house, my girlfriend was really excited about having a bathroom window.1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/houseplants
If you turn Ms. Potato Head's hair backwards she wants to speak with the manager.5yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/FuckYouKaren
My mom got the vaccine! After her doctor convinced her it was safe, my stepdad got it too! BONUS: She's getting the shingles vaccine after her doctor checked to make sure she's all up to date!2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
So today was my daughter's first day of school. I was not prepared for this.9mo ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/daddit
Got out first snake plant. Figured, why not buy one get six free? The pups are almost ready to go straight from the store!3yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/proplifting
My turtle vine was propagated from three little pieces that fell off plants for sale at my local grocery store. The store didn't care, and now I have a plant that looks better than what they were selling.2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/proplifting
Saw this on Twitter. I look forward to seeing this tactic used in the future.6yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/creepyPMs
I seriously can't even go to the 99 Cents Only Store without getting a plant.2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/houseplants
My 6 y/o was proud of her Teeny Ping drawing, so she took it to school to show it off. Some older boys told her to shut up.6mo ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/daddit
Women have always told me they would kill for my lashes, but I gave them to just one little girl.6yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/daddit
Anyone recognize this guy? Apparently, AI software thinks he's the epitome of an Arizonan. Let's see if we can find him! 🤣11mo ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/arizona
There's a special child nextdoor who starts screaming the same time every morning. This was my housemate...9yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Went to pick up a poster/wall decor type item for $10 off FB Marketplace. Instead I was handed real-life preserved butterflies and moths that were professionally framed!2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Political super genius on my Facebook feed. Only his opinions are correct.9yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/iamverysmart
Banjo Kazooie was and still is one of my absolute favorite video games of all time. This was also the first time I got my 5 y/o to sit and play video games with me for over an hour.1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/BanjoKazooie
Amazon forces you to use a browser to cancel your subscriptions, even though you can sign up on a device.1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/assholedesign
I made every single mistake possible as a first timer. I even noticed that my offset wasn't attached properly to the main grill mid-cook. At least I wound up with a juicy tenderloin!1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/smoking
[AZ] I'm excited to do something with my front yard, but I'm not even sure where to begin. At least it's welcoming to bees and hummingbirds for now!1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/NoLawns
Love is when you come home from work and your s/o has unexpectedly made you a personal container of guac4yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/SalsaSnobs
First attempt at pretzel buns. They tasted perfect, but how do I get that smooth texture?2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/Breadit
Stupid pandemic (notice the date of my lowest weight). Here we go again.1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/intermittentfasting
I'm still annoyed and confused about The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell being canceled by Netflix in 2018. Was anyone else dying for another season?1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/halloween
I bought this Wahl Hair Cutting Kit 15 years ago in 2008 for $20 or so. Works like new and never done me wrong. It must've saved me hundreds, especially working overtime during the pandemic.1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/BuyItForLife
I used to watch X-Files with my dad when I was a kid, and the epsiode 'Quagmire' may have messed me up for life. You're missed, Queequeg.5yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/XFiles
This guy pulled up like this... Even if your wipers stopped working, it's called a cloth and some window cleaner.2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars
[Homemade] Original Tommy's double chili cheese burgers and chili cheese fries2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/food
Samsung pushed out an update to WiFi connected washing machines and bricked them. I've had an unusable washer for an entire week due to an update I didn't ask for. Bonus: the instructions didn't work1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Someone in another sub posted a picture of his wife from her youth. Is it just me, or does she look like someone... Draped in velvet?4yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/seinfeld
I can't get rid of Kitt and now I have her photo twice. I didn't even know you could get a photo twice.6mo ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
An action shot of my father jumping a patio wall while working a crime scene. Picture taken November 7th, 1999 in Anaheim, CA. He retired as a Lead Forensic Specialist for the Orange County Sheriff's Department in 2018.4yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
[May 1990] One-year-old me with my mom and dad at the Strawberry Festival in Garden Grove, CA.2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
After an arduous war we defeated the fungus gnats. What I believe to be the final pest just landed in my water cup and drowned. I'm seriously thinking about drinking it down as a warning to others.2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/houseplants
Attempting to propagate my fiddle leaf fig and it's developing these white, crystal-like masses around each node. No roots.1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/propagation
This EXTRAORDINARY recruiter can't find a job, because every recruiter has eliminated her for being one of the great ones. They're too afraid to hire extraordinary recruiters.1yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
I had nowhere to pull over, so I threw my hazards on and followed for safety. All these random bros showed up and got this car up a hill and into a parking lot.5yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
[INSPO] At 74 years old, Gunther Krabbenhoft is not only the most fashionable grandpa in the world, he's probably also more fashionable than you.5yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/streetwear
Is this normal? Do nepenthes secrete nectar outside of the pitchers to attract pray or something? It's tacky and quite solid, but not wet.2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/SavageGarden
Went to make a Power Red blood donation over the weekend. The phlebotomist had no idea what she was doing then blamed me when it started going wrong. I got a Popeye arm and now I'm developing the bruise of my life.3yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
How accurate is this polling website? If correct, then Bernie has taken Biden's spot at 28% for Arizona.4yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/SandersForPresident
First time getting a welt on my Goodyear's and I gotta say I don't understand all the hype in this sub6yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/goodyearwelt
I dunno, thought you may be interested in the European section of my grocery store in the US. It seems pretty lazy to me, but I think I can put together which countries are represented.2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/CasualUK
Is this a propagation failure and am I wasting my time? Burro's tail leaves pictured.2yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/propagation
My girlfriend and I like to play what we call the smart reply game. You start off with one or two words and then just tap the word suggestions until you have what resembles a sentence.4yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/funny
What is this seemingly worthless mineral I found on clearance at TJ Maxx?4yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/whatsthisrock
I didn't think it was possible for there to be this much change inside of a dryer.9yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/pics
I was in a bit of a pinch, so I whipped up some Apple Brown Betty for our Christmas Eve dessert.5yr ⋅ Mad_Juju ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
