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And then the nursing staff all signed up!

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The child she speaks of is 9. If she’s busy calling him all these awful things, then yes, it is entirely her fault.

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This is Flora. She already has a name. You don’t have to help name her, I just wanted to share her.

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Whew, another year down.

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Even thieves know it’s worthless

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And then the entire nursing staff clapped and told her how young and beautiful she is.

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Glasses wearers will understand

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Sober? Great! Now become Vegan!

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That time I was at the McDonald’s drive through and got side eyed by a dog in a backpack.

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She took her kids money to buy weed and not groceries.

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Ahh the fresh smell of vaporized piss in the morning

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Is my child becoming lactose and tolerated?

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Tomato color gradient from my friends garden

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Memorial around Bob Gibson’s statue at Bush Stadium, Saint Louis

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Anyone have a good Christmas book?

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I don’t even have words

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Husband loves his child=husband still loves ex wife

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Just went to the store for essentials and got this, didn’t realize til I got home I can’t use it. Fuck.

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Damn those Atheists showing off all their Atheism

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Licky, Licky, Licky

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They’re all total pieces of shit

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Ah yess Harry P-p-otter

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Literally no one needed to know this.

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My boobs hurt therefore something must be wrong with my child. Totally sound logic.

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Quit complaining about your sick kids!

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I quit. I just quit.

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You paid money for that?

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Let me just go on this public forum and trash talk a 7 year old.

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Meet her son, the god of sex parties

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I am the techr!

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I died laughing

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You can no longer message this person. Hope this isn’t a repost.

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This is my friends gecko, Babs. I feel like she belongs here.

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This Valentine’s Card my Spouse made as a child

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Threatening to kill the dog so your toddler will “conform”.

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Who’s gonna tell them?

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This was posted by a republican, he’s totally serious.

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My friend’s attempt for her daughters 16th birthday cake.

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Accidentally went to EyeBlech when looking for this sub. Bad move. Here’s a baby meerkat.

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Join me in wishing Eevee a happy first birthday!

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My friend shared this on Facebook and I am laughing so hard. Also, where’s Jars Of Clay and DC Talk?!

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You realize you’re bragging that your relationship is based on lies, right?

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Took my kids to a free Easter egg hunt. Daughter came to me after and said “Mom! I got a kite necklace! Or is it a T? What is this?”

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[socialmedia] Lady is selling kids DVDs.

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I don’t want to give unsolicited advice, but here’s some anyway. Steam your baby hole!

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Right, totally the same 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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This picture of a chain link fence coated in ice near Lake Erie, photo taken by my sister.

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Nope, nope, Thea, nope, nope, Tekken?!

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What kind of ashes are they using?

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No one needed to know that

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Someone put this on my works public bulletin board

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Asked my kid to put toilet paper in the holder

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When asking how to get baby to sleep through the night turns paranormal and insane.

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Fiance ordered me anal beads.

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And then the whole doctors office applauded

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My 75 year old mother sent this to me. She’s a name nerd too.

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So...her name is Powerful Cannon?

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My cats paw looks like a nose

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If I wear black clothing and stand father back it will look like it works!

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Ummm, what is exactly the message here?

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The whole game is actually infuriating

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Do you want an infection? Because that’s how you get an infection.

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Not the worst I’ve seen...but definitely not the best

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19,000 new cases a day...

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How does Jesus inject you, exactly?

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This is why I eat “cooked doughnuts”, so my body won’t understand the sugar!

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And then the cops gave her a full escort home and they all applauded

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LEMSIP ITS THE FETUS.

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[Thanks!] Haters will hate but this is still one of my favorite candies!

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She thinks her man wants his mom

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Spider-Man pizza

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This person is a good friend. Maybe I should say was a good friend. I really can’t believe she’s fallen for the conspiracy crap.

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This came up in my Facebook memories. I’m glad I finally realized who she is and stopped communicating.

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Has it really come to this?

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Just a few replies on a new rainbow beer

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[THANKS] Random mystery gifter for my AWESOME flag and yummy blow pops!

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[Thanks] For the yummy mints that no one else in my family likes so they’re ALL MINE!

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Ok...ok....ummm getting worse...NO

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Parents leave kids in filth in order to play WoW. This is an older story but holy fuck.

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Stuff like this feels uncomfortable. For me, it’s sexualizing kids. Maybe I’m off base here?

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Well, America? Would you?

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When asking how to get baby to sleep through the night gets paranormal and insane.

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All I see is “Handsy” and Zee-high-on

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It doesn’t give you diarrhea, folks.

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It’s that time of year again.

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Right, cause your oils will remove allergens from the air

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The cell towers control us all

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Hi, I’m Zelda. They say I was found in a meth lab in a home, all chained up. I’m happy now. So happy. My humans are curious about what breed(s) I may be. Care to guess?

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