My toddler and I walked to the park ...... just to find that the whole playground has been removed :/3yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
My 6 year old keeps kicking my ass!!! It’s insane how quickly she picked up the game and got better than me in the process11mo ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/chess
When I was 11 I bottlefed a day old kitten who had been dumped in a creek behind my local grocery... 17 years later she plays nanny to my daughter & is as soft as she was in kittenhood. Meet Jackie... my queen👸🐈5yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/aww
Didn’t know where to post this. This is why my best friend of 20 years is dead to me when she’s using. :(1yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/sadcringe
As Judge Judy says — “if it’s too hard to make up, it’s probably true”. Dude on pills with a loose pug on plane is hella plausible1yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
14 years old, drunk in school, drugs are cool. The sheer awkwardness in this pic causes me actual cringing pain. Circa 2005 r/roastme material.4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/blunderyears
... is this person jealous or something? There are a lot of talented children in the world.1yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Idk if this counts but as a single mom seeking housing I’m just 1000% done with time-wasting pervs like this guy3yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/MurderedByWords
I’ve been waiting for so long to call this chick out on her BS. Her 1st kid was taken by authorities after he was found upside down on the floor in a feces filled room where he had fallen during a parental argument. She slept thru visitation on his 2nd birthday. Somehow all that is OK in her book.4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
We gave Rose her own puppy, Bordeaux, and haven’t seen either of them clearly since4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/dogs_getting_dogs
I’m just so fucking stoked. I rode the nicest horse of my life today. 27 year old w/ exceptional Go. Sweet as pie. Incredible supple canter. I met his owner in jury duty — she raised him from utero! As a horse-crazy broke girl unhorsed by life... this is kismet destiny stuff. I feel So Alive again1yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/Horses
When I was 11, I rescued Jackie at a couple hours old. I’m 31 this year, and she’s 20! The vet reckons she could be with me another decade... knock on wood!2yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/seniorkitties
This kids book is titled “animals” yet mislabels the subject it purports to teach... wtf is the point 3wk ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/onejob
This is for the redditor on this sub who told me it would be “embarrassing for a middle-aged woman” like me (I’m 28) to wear this shirt in public. I wasn’t planning on it, but thanks to her comment, I decided to do so, and got a ton of compliments. Entire outfit thrifted for pennies. FYB! :D4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Giraffe keeper w/ personality disorder trying to avoid the coworker who recently dumped me. Help me reverse my self-loathing 🖤2mo ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/toastme
19 years later, with extra wisdom... sleepiness... and airplane ears3yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/PastAndPresentPics
Many of you disagreed with MY post here calling this a credible situation. Suck it, nerds. I was right 😆1yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
My infected neck tattoo... the yellow parts started out black :(3yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/MakeMeSuffer
Help, I get these hideous wrinkles on my neck whenever I move my head. How can I cease all natural movement so as to never crease my neck skin again????2yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/SCAcirclejerk
Just graduated with my Bachelor’s after 12 years of college! Feels like freedom 🥰2yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
You won’t be able to guess the most important factor at play here (unless psychic?)4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/thefridgelight
My bills came out of my acct with 2 bucks in it... I’m fucked. My paycheck tomorrow is going to be at least 100 shy of this. I try not to stress about being poor but it comes right around to bite me in the ass and remind me that I’m struggling.1yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/povertyfinance
Left r/justfuckmyshitup ... I find it sad and creepy to see posts of random people with unfortunate hairstyles out and about minding their own business :/1yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/JustUnsubbed
After musing over that recent study about booze being especially bad for under-40s, today I poured myself their recommended amount of wine for a woman my age (31). This is my allotted 2 tablespoons worth of rose 🫠😭💀1yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/alcohol
This is a brand new product after ONE night of sleep! These bruxism guards are meant to last months yet it takes my unconscious self less than 8 hours to pulverize every product I’ve tried into swallowable microplastics. :(2yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
My LC (10.3%) hybrid at 13 months old, dwarfing my 5 year old. We adore our big sweet Beignet!!🤍1yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/Wolfdogs
I didn’t think my outfit was THAT trashy... then I saw the pic my fiance took as I looked for something in his truck in full public view. Have a shameful self post from a southerner. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️5yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/trashy
I legitimately meant to post this here but got confused by the fridge related subs. For shame.4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/FridgeDetective
I just posted Queen Jackie the other day, but now that we are at the vet, I have to brag — the vet says her heart & lungs sound “perfect” and pronounced her the healthiest geriatric cat she’s ever seen. 18 years of blessed health!!!! Here’s hoping for a decade more!!!!😸💕🐾👑4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/SeniorCats
I don’t know how I never found this community before today. Oil painting is my life! Here’s one of my favorite pet portrait commissions I completed this past February.4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/oilpainting
Is She doin OK?! I’m an animal care professional NOT a plant person. But I really (mary)wanna do right by this one!! 😬🤞 (She just got legalized in my state)3yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/takecareofmyplant
The artist was meant to do a YELLOW LAB!!! I can’t stand this tattoo and it’s the first thing everyone sees. Is there a way to lighten or fix or cover it? Or is it straight to laser removal for me? Thanks4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/FixedTattoos
What is this sigil-looking pattern that appears on my chest every so often?9mo ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/DermatologyQuestions
My daughter was born @25 weeks and 1 lb 6 oz... spent 123 days in NICU; resuscitated multiple times; ventilator dependent, septic, etc. Now a fat opinionated lil 2 year old. 😂 HANG IN THERE!5yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/NICUParents
A couple weeks ago someone in this sub inspired me to get this shirt... I forgot about it until it arrived today. Whomever you are — thanks!3yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/JudgeJudy
Why is there no s3e2 on Hulu? Also how is it Liz Lemon both was a nerd in college staying up only to do tabletop gaming stuff AND have partying memories from knowing Claire in college?1wk ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/30ROCK
I made a silly little wordplay puzzle/ riddle thing for my bosses... would you like to take a stab at it?5mo ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/puzzles
Results for Bordeaux (on left) came back. US show registered husky grandparents, American Staffordshire x White Swiss Shepherd parents, x mixed breed components: Hound, Retriever, and Wild Canid (wolf). Just ordered Embark to confirm wolfdog content! Super exciting process and reveal, so far.4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/DoggyDNA
We are having the hardest time keeping this area dry. Any tricks or tools for preventing the constant moisture issue?1yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/homestead
After 8 turbulent years, I finally graduated community college magna cum laude, on Mother's Day, with my baby present. I think my aunt captured the moment perfectly.6yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/pics
US healthcare problems — this was my daughter’s giant hospital record & bill for 2 MILLION DOLLARS.4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/pics
We got to hold our 25 weeker for the first time last night! i love her face here...7yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/NICUParents
I extended the takeout with a can of coconut milk. Fucking Genius . Here’s to me, boys4yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/drunk
I don’t know her well but I almost gave her baby advice. Shocker — she didn’t want it.5yr ⋅ maaalicelaaamb ⋅ r/trashy
