You chose to have children. Why should it be my responsibility to watch your kids? I don't recall being in the room the night they were conceived.1yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/childfree
Good call amazon! Had my husbands present shipped to my job instead.4yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/antiassholedesign
Most people keep office supplies in their desk. I keep a sleeping pomeranian.3yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/VetTech
Really enjoying this game. Its almost like the animals jump out of your screen.4yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/PlanetZoo
When the bathroom off reception has electrical issues and your boss isn't letting contractors in the building, you improvise.3yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/VetTech
This guy at the Bronx Zoo poking the animals with a plastic toy.3yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Dear men of the world, what is it like to be able to vomit and not have 5 people ask you this extremely rude question?7yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/childfree
14. Thought for sure the necklace with my name on a grain of rice would finally make me cool enough for friends.6yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/blunderyears
[FO] My ‘biggest’ tiny project. Only 5x7 but took me a year off and on. Link in the comments.6yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/CrossStitch
I’m a receptionist at an animal hospital. The elderly hospital dog has to hold ‘paws’ while I work.6yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/aww
Posts bed frame for sale, attaches photo of self instead of bed frame.5yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
Apparently Hell’s Kitchen is so torturous to watch, only people who have been terrible people in the past are burdened with their Facebook updates.6yr ⋅ M1rlyn ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
