Location, Location, Location!
Time for the ol' cluster F-bomb!
Trading in for a younger model.
His attempts at whiteface only made the problem worse.
Home alone, but not alone-alone.
It turns out that any white powder will do the job.
Unfortunately he was beheaded in the next video, making any attempt at rescue pointless.
Timmy is about to learn that might makes right.
Time for a preemptive strike.
He could have gone pro if his legs weren't made of felt.
On an unrelated note, Kermit will be bringing pulled pork to the company picnic.
Soon there will be no real humans left!
Replacing broken equipment has never been so exciting.
Dumpster diving is a dangerous pastime on Sesame Street.
Do you have any idea how much a boat that size costs!?
Russian tea parties are dangerous even if you're the one hosting.
Poor Oscar never saw it coming.
He isn't racist. He just has an extremely racist job.
It's a hobby, Bert. Like your ear necklaces. This can't be a difficult concept for you.
All that remains is to see how high he can get the body count.
The next logical step.
More importantly, how could he convince the little monster to use them on someone else?
On a related note, the local petting zoo will never be the same.
Perhaps the necktie will make a good noose.
Nobody has ever been scared of a twist tie, you hydrocephalic moron!
It's like the realtor is doing it just to get on his nerves.
This isn't not what it looks like.
Now we just need a smaller snowman for the kid.
It's amazing how much trouble a simple math mistake can cause.
I've been training for years for this moment.
Better break out the old chopping block. Rosita, you're on bucket duty.
Col. Bert Mustard, in the bedroom, with his bare goddamned hands.
Only you can prevent fiscal irresponsibility!
Even worse, someone already used the free audio book download!
You see, Jamal? Grown-ups know that a properly motivated man can accomplish just about anything.
Her husband actually tackled him before the Secret Service got the chance.
Better than a computer virus.
Her name was Harriet, and she smelled like cigarettes.
Unfortunately, Big Bird is an angry drunk. Obedience is no guarantee of safety.
Nobody wants to ask where he gets the hair. They know better.
That's enough talk, my little red friend. Back to the assembly line.
Chin up, buddy. They make those for guys too, you know. Turnabout and all that.
Next time he'll hold on tighter for longer.
Should have held off on your Infant MMA scam, Elmo.
Knowing that somebody is secretly watching and laughing at him does not help.
Markus Kruber bravely rescues a helpless maiden from a small chaos spawn ca. 2523 IC (colorized)
Fortunately, the children had yet to arrive. Unfortunately, they would still witness the aftermath.
Well, old buddy, let's head out behind the tool shed.
You see, there's a racial slur for every letter of the alphabet. Here, let me show you.
Bert said he wasn't interested because they were all conscious. What d'ya think that means, BB?
As long as you learn something, it's not a mistake.
What...what kind of job did you think this was, exactly?
It was worth a try.
The dentist really should have kept Elmo under sedation for a while longer.
What's pink and grey and tasted great spread on my toast this morning?
Moments later he is eaten by Bert.
At least they'll be eating well for the next few weeks. Waste not.