Unfortunately he was beheaded in the next video, making any attempt at rescue pointless.6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
On an unrelated note, Kermit will be bringing pulled pork to the company picnic.6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
It's a hobby, Bert. Like your ear necklaces. This can't be a difficult concept for you.6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
More importantly, how could he convince the little monster to use them on someone else?6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
Better break out the old chopping block. Rosita, you're on bucket duty.5yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
You see, Jamal? Grown-ups know that a properly motivated man can accomplish just about anything.5yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
Her husband actually tackled him before the Secret Service got the chance.6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
Unfortunately, Big Bird is an angry drunk. Obedience is no guarantee of safety.6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
Chin up, buddy. They make those for guys too, you know. Turnabout and all that.6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
Knowing that somebody is secretly watching and laughing at him does not help.6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
Markus Kruber bravely rescues a helpless maiden from a small chaos spawn ca. 2523 IC (colorized)6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/Vermintide
Fortunately, the children had yet to arrive. Unfortunately, they would still witness the aftermath.6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
You see, there's a racial slur for every letter of the alphabet. Here, let me show you.5yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert said he wasn't interested because they were all conscious. What d'ya think that means, BB?6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
The dentist really should have kept Elmo under sedation for a while longer.6yr ⋅ M1ghtypen ⋅ r/bertstrips
