In 1991, my Alabama school photo featured me bursting through a paper wall, on a skateboard with no back wheel, sporting what some might call a mullet.4yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
the moment I screamed on my couch because Jorgeous was that bitch.2yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
Alabama, 1989: My mother dressed me EXACTLY like it was 1989, and I’m smiling like I don’t know I have a mullet.5yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Elizabeth Banks is not only here for moms who got barfed on, she remembers and comments on Instagram, encouraging everyone to be a bro to moms!3yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
And to think, Liz and Jack couldn’t be bothered to go see his play at the community center!2yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/30ROCK
The daily five-minute window in which the sun only hits one of the the two tones of brick on the building across the street.1yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/oddlysatisfying
My friend, a former court reporter, has drawn over a thousand RPDR looks the pandemic started and they’re incredible! I can’t believe she does this much detail, and this is just a small sample of AS7 looks!1yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
Watching Celebrity Jeopardy from last night...Gangway for Foot Cycle!1yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/30ROCK
I just got change for a $20 in crisp, sequential dollar bills.2yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/oddlysatisfying
NATIVE Deodorant comes in three genders: WOMEN, MEN and JUNGALOW.3yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/pointlesslygendered
I left Miami in 2008, but I’m so glad I kept my 305 cellphone for this glorious late night wrong-number text4yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/Miami
My single “My Single Is Dropping” is dropping: Macaulay Culkin edition5yr ⋅ lyricistlibrettist ⋅ r/30ROCK
