MRW Zoloft makes my libido go crazy and now the worst side effect is how chafed my lady garden is. My husband is very happy, though!8yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It rained a little on my car this morning! I can't wait for Saturday morning to be like this.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/Portland
MRW someone knocks on our door while my fiance is out of town, and I know it isn't him.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize being gross is beautiful. My skin is LESS OILY if I don't use soap. Eating fat doesn't make you fat. And my hair looks better if I just sleep on it wet. WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU LIED ABOUT, WORLD?10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my BF gives me a weird look when I put on the formal dress that's been living in the back of my closet for years.10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I hear she's getting back together with him. I've never seen a more toxic couple in my life. Even when they're happy, they aren't happy.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO gets a phone call while he's showing off his skills as a cunning linguist.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My last day of work, I hit send on my last vendor email, and then I felt it.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boss says You're the Mom! when I save a project from going down in flames.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm 28, and all my close friends keep moving away. MRW I decide to ask a lady out on a friend-date.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
WHY are my underwear crotches crunchy after I wash them in cold water? Is my discharge made of SUPER GLUE?7yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Why am I shopping for stun batons after a strange guy follows me for blocks and into a restaurant?7yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I found out the chocolate chip muffins we had for dessert were spiked with instant coffee.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW our new DM responds to my character idea with Girls and their Rogues.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I wish there were a drug that could make my husband not angry all the time. (He tried SSRIs, they made it worse.)7yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize I don't know how to make real, close friends anymore. Apart from my husband, nobody's there when I need them.8yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Being 5'2 and finding out how many calories you really get if you want to lose weight.10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW Radiolab describes a heart condition that can just kill you out of nowhere. No symptoms beforehand, you just die.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
People keep kinda... staring at me. MRW I realize it's probably because I learned how to style my hair and I upped my eyebrow game.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How it'll feel saying farewell to all my shitty coworkers. I'M BRINGING GLITTER, BITCHES.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize I can't remember if he likes Twizzlers or Red Vines.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Bought a dress online. Doesn't suit my body type. Can't return it. Acquaintance's birthday party tonight, it should fit her perfectly. Should I gift it to her or is that weird?9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/AskTrollX
My career counselor cost $400 and got me nowhere. I'm a polymath, Scanner, Renaissance Lady. I don't know how to find a good job anymore. Can anyone help me find an Offbeat Bride for career advice?9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Ovulated during a meeting, enduring a stabbing pain in my ovary. I'm the only woman in the room.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW My maternal instincts activate while carrying a stray cat on her car ride to the vet. Crap.10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boss announces (TWICE) in a meeting that he's going to use and abuse as much as he can before my two weeks are up.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I discover my labia went numb while I sat with my legs crossed too tight. This is gonna--OW!!9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I remember I get pork belly poutine tonight. And a cockshake!9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boss says she wants to move my desk closer to hers. I'm pretty sure it's not actually because she's afraid I'm lonely.10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW PMS conspires with a heat wave and my awful job to trick me into fighting with my fiance. I'm a big ball of disaster cats.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How do I get my boss to stop touching me? (He likes to pat my shoulders, sometimes my knees when I'm sitting down)9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Wearing big-girl lipstick at work for the first time. Can't decide if I look great or if I've made a horrible mistake.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me, after spending 3 hours (and several weeks) trying and failing to find THE ONE PURSE. THE PERFECT ALL OUTFIT EVERY DAY BAG. Do you have one?8yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm getting married in a week. Exhausted, but still need to eat. Need easy recipes/meals for the next week that won't bloat me up with lots of salt or refined carbs. Help?8yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW I finally get over my anxiety and edit my novel. I GOT THROUGH 5 CHAPTERS TODAY!9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Leggings: How do they work? Where do I buy them? Can I really be comfortable, forever and ever?9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
There are sports bras that enable women of my topographic upper dimensions–or, as I prefer to be called, “F-class Destroyers”–to run, but they require specialty engineering. PREACH IT SISTER!10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's happening! Tomorrow, my team and I will pull off the most elaborate surprise birthday party ever! My fiance is turning 30 in STYLE. So excited, I can't think straight.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Are jobs like relationships? Is staying in a job that makes you miserable like staying in an abusive relationship? You stay because you think you can't do any better, that it's normal to be treated like this, and that's just how life is.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/AskTrollX
That feel when you're drunk dancing with your more refined girlfriends.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Speak to me, space brides & grooms! Who else out there is having a starry wedding?9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Trolls! Have you ever applied to a job as a lark and landed an interview?9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Looking around the office, knowing that you're going to quit one way or another.10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I don't need lights. I can read by the warm glow of my uterus!9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
PMS + Life are making this week painful. Drank a lot last night and felt *good* for 2 hours. Now I'm afraid I'll develop a drinking problem, because I really want to feel that good again.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, what makes you feel real? You know... authentic, empowered, comfortable in your own skin, that kind of REAL.10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just developed allergies. Meeting my editor for the first time, ever, two days from now. Taking drugs but they take a week to kick in. How do I look less like death when I meet her? Makeup tips, creature comforts, suggest anything!9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/AskTrollX
I took too long, now the IUD's gone. Bagow! (Gynefix no longer available in North America. I am SO FRUSTRATED.)10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trying to figure out the difference between PMS breast pain and Chest Pain... Never read WebMD, ladies.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I found out we're hosting a teenager for the entirety of my winter staycation.10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I try to talk dirty during sex and the best I can do is: Hey. I like having sex with youuuu. Ohgodwhy.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'd love to recreate this look for my wedding, but I'm a makeup newbie. Help me break down what they did for her gorgeous eyes?9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/HoodedEyes
Ladies! My fiance is having a very sad day. This is the only hug gif I have for him. Send me all the best hug/comfort gifs, if you could!9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a coworker randomly scritches my back at the bathroom sink.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when my period calendar announces that this part of my cycle is the easiest time to burn fat.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Miss Fisher changed the way I dress, and I couldn't be happier.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW ordering our custom design for a Mass Effect wedding cake topper. My first direct to laser-cutter design!10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trying to convince myself that we have a snowball's chance in hell to move to Scotland.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF waiting to hear back from a potential therapist, after my BF asked me to get help with my constant stress issues. Please co-workers, don't criticize me today.10yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What I imagine when he tells me I need to pack a fancy outfit for a special dinner on our romantic vacation.9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
X-Post from r/HoodedEyes: Can y'all help me figure out how to recreate this glamorous eye look for my wedding?9yr ⋅ Lydiagnostic ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
