My second day after moving from rehab to ED
I hope I don't lose my license over this...
But how much of a barrier is this cream?
When the old guy who doesn't believe in hand washing, with poop visible in his fingernails wants to shake hands with me *again*
MRW getting report from the hospital that my new patient, 6 weeks s/p CVA with flaccid hemiparesis, a G-tube that he's pulled out x2, profound aphasia and dysphagia is always delightful and his skin is totally intact! ... I was right!
Are you sure about that order?
To my neighbor, who called me nosey...
Ceftazidine... no, cephtazidime, uh, ceftazidime! That's it!
Let's make sure we can see everybody's dicks!
I think that I was stopped behind Andy Bernard last night.
Facebook finally delivers! Wow I am spoiled!!! Breakfast AND coffee in bed. He's all mine ladies! Photo apparently taken with a potato.
The administrator came to me with a question. Is this... is this a trap?
When most right and most righter collide
Whoops... Its OK, I went and threw it up right away.
What did I do? I'm not an aggressive driver.
So, what's going on here? Late 2011 15 MBP with OSX 10.10.3
And I'm a pretty great guy - I don't get it.
I was behind this maverick at the grocery store toay
I recently finished my tenure as VP of my SNA. The new president invited me to sit in and provide some advice and guidance...
I'm still waiting on my ATT
I promise I didn't start to laugh/cry hysterically until I got in the car to drive home.
Please be considerate.
I said this out loud to myself when somebody came into the parking lot a little fast. I am 27. WTF?
Meatball sub with a side of pasta salad and... tiramisu? Served à la Kroger parking lot in Pickerington, OH
New girlfriend dropped this on me. I think she's great.
This fella sure doesn't like socialists... or his wife.
The box said 400 degrees, 19-24 minutes. I thought I'd be fancy and do 18 minutes at 500 degrees.
I think the cop was impressed
I'm in love and I don't care who knows it, least of all you guys!
My girlfriend is great. Thanks, honey!
My entire torso is itching like mad