I’m a paraplegic with a trach. For my 30th birthday I went skydiving to knock something off my bucket list & almost kicked the bucket instead. Falling from the sky like a rag doll, I broke my femur, tibia and both arms, as my limbs flailed like wet noodles. I would love for Reddit to roast me1yr ⋅ Lvlup247365 ⋅ r/RoastMe
