We used to be accountants really.

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Very fair point.

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Good thinking wee man.

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Sounds more like the 30!

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It’s tradition.

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Very optimistic.

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True story.

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Unless it’s Saturday.

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Get the Foreman oot.

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Beautiful.

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Like a boss.

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What is that?

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Very fair point!

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Tend to see my pals in Aldi these days.

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‘The Bang!’

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Perfect.

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Wish I’d known about the bucky Fairy.

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I’d defend the dog too.

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Chomping floats.

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Cmon Sweden!

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Every year...

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She turned the planes against yi mate, aye?

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Sorry Laura.

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You fucking NEEP!

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Sorry Kyle

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Very, very sorry.

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This must just be a Scottish thing....

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A top Scottish G.

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Oh god, there is many others.....

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Can’t wait to not deal with this anymore!

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I encourage all, to go see this stall.

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My home town at its finest! KDY TID.

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Methil!

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‘Tried’- makes me sad.

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Proud yet offended

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Neither can I.

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I need to visit.

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Still a regular cure today.

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True love.

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The slow reveal.

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I hear it’s 40p some places now...

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Not got a clue either!

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Relevant.

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For some it’s ‘totties’!

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Instead of sugar water we can use Buck!

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Jurassic Perk.

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I prefer the jet towels tbh.

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Who’s your top 5??

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As well as David Beckham, Jamie Foxx, Brad Pitt and George Clooney!

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Oh I remember. I remember very well.

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Wit?

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I just put subtitles on.

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I speak to my dug aw the time..

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Brilliant advice for Fifers.

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I love those too.

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Jobby puss.

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Your off your head.

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Probably my favourite Scottish joke of all time.

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The most Scottish thing ever?

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Every year.

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hmmm

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Made me laugh more than it should have...

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Throwing lamps.

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Live action remake of Shrek.

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Getting hoagied!

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In a nutshell.

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A proper pal.

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‘Mon then’

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It’s genius, really.

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A bit of Scotland everywhere you go!

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In 2013, somebody told me they thought the word was crude and unnecessary.

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This is brilliant...

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Very true.

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Serious question....

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Man legs it from a drug bust...

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Take me back X

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[FREE] it would literally make my mother’s year if somebody could colourise this?!

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This fills me with pride.

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Top architecture right here.

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All I can see is Rark..

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Roses are red, life is alright...

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Non-Scots, good luck!

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hmmm

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My train ticket was punched by a wee tulip.

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Second 6 star. Without spending money.

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The Big Yin

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Crazy damage on this dude. Pity I rarely use him.

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The truth.

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