My hair is a cool dog, your argument is invalid

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I triple dog dare you to eat that pole

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From a Facebook comment thread regarding the health of an obese guy who exclusively reviews burger/pizza/beer

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It’s not good enough to eat MEAT, you must cook it like a REAL MAN

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Breakfast choices, my inner monologue

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NBA media for the past two months waiting to get a “Jimmy Butler is unhappy” report

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I hate when I have a sip of water and gain 100 lbs.

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If you can change a tire but don't have a beard.... GROW ONE.

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Coach Brown stepping up in the living room on a recruiting trip

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Fat women like sex too... But not with fat men. Ew that would be gross.

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I hate when my raw sexuality creates awkward situations.

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This tiny joke is one of my absolute favorites

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Homer the nutritionist

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God controls how much you eat and exercise.

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How I feel on Facebook today

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Have you ever seen a tattooed scrotum? I got you fam.

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Male Privilege Fat Logic found on Facebook

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If you ever find yourself wondering if your BO is noticeable...

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Oh oh yeah, yeah we’re outraged. Very uh.... very much so... But look at all the stores A POTTERY BARN!

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When the teacher says homo erectus

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This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

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This font salad I found advertised on Instagram

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Lesbian Mario Brothers!

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Fedora and neckbeard? Ok which one of you is it?

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PsBattle: This basketball player giving a ref some encouragement

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Never thought about it before but...

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My sister just told me she wants to weasel out of jury duty...

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Your fly's open.

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So Usain I have a chance?

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Aww, twenty dollars??? I wanted a peanut!

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Why do they do this with movie posters, reverse the positions of the names? This is the latest example but I feel like I see it all the time.

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What the hell does this even mean?

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This smudge mark on the stairs at work looks just like a miniature shoe.

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