Always remember to wash the blood off your hands

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Armor Bug or Sea Bug?

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Working The Algorithm

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Sharing? Not in my country

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He hopes for a kill count at least 100x higher

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An unforeseeable miscalculation

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All night, every night

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For science

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He needs to find a new dealer

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He aspires to be the Space Force’s most wanted fugitive

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It is required by law that all horseshoe crab sightings be reported to your local scientific authority

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A first in chess history

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The pandemic begins on Sesame Street

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Grover has no choice but to fulfill his duty as a waiter

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It was the worst self-inflicted brain frying anyone had ever seen

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Door Number One, Two, or Three?

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He can’t even enjoy the promise of global war knowing he’ll never be rid of Bort

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He’s going for a new record

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No safe space for Mr. Johnson

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Incelmo is at it again

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They’re Elmo’s preferred victims

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He celebrated with a one-sided night of passion with Abby

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A difficult but wise decision

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Elmo’s world

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A noble sacrifice

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Dare to look into the eyes of god

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All in all, not terrible for his first time

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Happy belated International Women’s Day

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We knew what we were signing ourselves up for

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Gathering of the world’s top Grand Masters

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A classic Sesame Street limerick

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The Groviet Revolution lives on

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Every damn day

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Thank you, Egg God

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Seeing all of this wasted food sims just leave there actually makes me kinda sad

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Big Bird finally embraces equality

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Big Bird reveals everything in an exclusive interview

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There’s no such thing as too soon

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Bert will be dead by the time the sun rises

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What terrible luck

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I love everything about this

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A detailed look at death

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Elmo should have suspected something when he noticed Grover putting a rusty shovel in the trunk of his car

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Despite avoiding jail time, Big Bird is not happy with the outcome of the trial

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Will Mr. Johnson ever catch a break?

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A reflective cake day

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Bort is finally good for something

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Let’s all help Bert pray the gay away

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He received a knock on the door later that night

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R. Kelly has a new defense attorney

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Terezi

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Mr. Johnson finally realizes he’s never going to be free from Grover’s deranged antics

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Today, an inspirational post

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He’ll outdo those silly Tsarnaev brothers

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Can’t pull one over on Big Bird

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It was the only thing Bort ever succeeded at

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It’s worth every penny to disprove the hearing-impaired idiots who insist it’s ‘yanny’

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Finally got The Sims 2 working on my new computer. As you can see, Norm is pretty happy about it.

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The ultimate bird of prey

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Time to lawyer up

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Amazing deal!

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Love and Tragedy

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It’s a joke. Don’t take it *too* seriously

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A sad reflection of our modern society

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The fire at Hooper’s Store was an inside job

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They can’t defeat him, so they must attempt to keep him satiated

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It’s a real moral dilemma

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Quoth Cookie Monster, Nevermore

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Alan is both afraid and impressed

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Check out my 10/10 parenting skill

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Can you guess what Ernie likes to chow down on?

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Up until now, Shaggy has remained neutral in the war

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In an event that shocked primetime tv audiences, Telly revealed his true colors

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Don’t leave me on read

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Come on Big Bird, it’s 2018

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From this moment on, he milked Bert every morning

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The man is very proud of his omelettes

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The two reactions to the new kit

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He just walked in the house like this

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A New York Times bestseller

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Bertstantinople will never be able to compete with the Groviet Union if this keeps up

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Never Forget

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Comrade Grover knows the pain peasants feel at the hands of the kulaks

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The painting would never see the light of day, and neither would Ernie

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A grave injustice

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She couldn't save the cake in time

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Once again, Grover proves himself to be the most savage resident of Sesame Street

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Another muppet is initiated into the MeToo movement

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Egging is a fundamental Australian custom

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Showdown of the century

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Dreaming of a red Christmas

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Ernie was not fooled, he knew his late lover too well to confuse him with a hastily drawn picture

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He broke the shower yesterday and he’s still upset about it

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Gotta make the most of the situation

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He should’ve known better than to trust Ernie after the roofie incident only days earlier

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Big Bird just wants to walk through town without being swindled for money. Is that too much to ask?

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The jig is up

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Careful Ernie, you’re still on probation

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Things started getting serious after Ernie blacked out the school’s security cameras

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Bert has always been somewhat of an exhibitionist

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The Swedish Chef carries out his duty to his homeland

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The only Royal Wedding worth paying attention to

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Good friends always help each other out

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An Early Christmas Bertstrip

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Caught in Titusville, FL. Friend says it’s a redfish (red drum) but wanted to check to be sure.

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