My dog trying to tell me that The Father was right all along.

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My little girl turns 1 today!

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Puppers is ready to boogaloo

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Orange Man = Bad. Must REEEEsist. Or, when Trump Derangement Syndrome takes ice cream form.

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What's Russian for Bubba? RIP Saiga.

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Went to a call and locked myself out of the cruiser yesterday.

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Am I too late to sign up to blat lizards in the Space Force?

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When the lizards push you too far [Oh-See]

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Thanks UPS, I like my computer getting crushed.

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I see we're doing the best state police.

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My dad saw a cazador (tarantula hawk) this morning, all I could think of was all the pain they caused me in New Vegas.

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He ruined my Mountain Dew

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Tarantula hawk wasp. A whole lot of NOPE.

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I don't live by your rules, Oreo.

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Chocolate bar smothered in caramel and covered in sprinkles? Sure is.

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I90 near Buffalo, NY

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