Does anyone else get told their dachshunds eyes “have so much expression”?2yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/Dachshund
“It’s so tough to be a parent these days, with all the gangs and the drugs.” “Oh yeah drugs... you gotta have drugs...”3yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Izzys seen 4 presidential elections in her lifetime. She sleeps mostly now, but still gets excited for dinner time2yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/Dachshund
Locked my bike to a tree at white rock for 3 hours. Thanks for not stealing it everyone. Sincerely, an idiot4yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/Dallas
The swim course for my next sprint tri will take place in a water park lazy river3yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/triathlon
If you only drive yourself and aren't dependent on highways, consider getting a scooter (moped, vespa, whatever the term is where you live). They can be easier to learn than a motorcycle and in some states don't require a motorcycle license (depending on the engine). Here's my weekly gas bill!9yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/lifehacks
Chicken leg, ceasar salad, sweet potato fries, watermellon, and a mug of tomato soup2yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/tonightsdinner
I thought after all the heaviness in Homer's Triple Bypass, it'd end with a joke of some sort. Instead, we got a very grateful and vulnerable shot of Homer I haven't seen again.1yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
General Sherman- They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury. No ones ever caught him. But one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks...3yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Everyone should know how to identify this god awful plant. I had to find out the hard way this week after it sent me to the hospital. Just remember, red stems and a breakout of 3 leaves. It's very active and present this time of year.5yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/Dallas
Bike upgrade day (BUD?)! Finally upgraded to electronic shifters and my first set of aero wheels.1yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/triathlon
What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the plant? 45 Seconds. And what's our time? I don't know sir, this stopwatch only goes up to 15 minutes10yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Remember pet owners... Your dog doesn’t have shoes on. Be careful of the ground temperature when you take them out6yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/Dallas
WEDNESDAY... When you locked the front door did you remember to lock the back?2yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This comment perfectly verbalizes my thoughts on what will happen in Prometheus...13yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/movies
My wife toured the Dallas recycling plant. Here’s the start of Friday’s pick up6yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/Dallas
Saw this guy painting the wall sized logo on the new pub Haymaker, using one of those 90's classroom projectors8yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/Dallas
Wife wanted to rent “Emma”. Didn’t get it, but found something very close and exactly on those lines.3yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My little girl was born in December so this is her first summer, and she loves it!8yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/Dachshund
5 fire trucks, prob 30 firemen. Lemmon and Carlisle, near the Gloria's restraunt7yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/Dallas
It’s back for this month... red stems = do not touch. Honestly I’d rather have COVID19 than this4yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/Dallas
Zombie Grandpa? No. This was the creepiest moment in my childhood cartoons- I'm not tommy!!!12yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/creepy
Poor Homer... Having to witness Lisa turn down Mr Burns' check for 10% of the profits from 'Lil Lisa Slurry'10yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The best sports movie of all time which is never included on lists of Best Sports Movies 14yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/reddit.com
There are very few Frogs living in Cincinnati, I want to let everybody know that everyone in town is falling in love with this guy and is all people talk about12yr ⋅ lookglen ⋅ r/TCU
