If you've ever been mugged by a toddler, just know that you are not alone.8yr ⋅ LonelySquireOfGothos ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Bob, you've been a disappointing pantywaist for the past forty years, and this is the final straw. I'm going to find a real man who can open jars.8yr ⋅ LonelySquireOfGothos ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Halloween 1988: A man walks along a dirt road. Someone drives by asking, What are you doing here? The man replies, I'm looking for the beast. His remains were found nearby several months later.10yr ⋅ LonelySquireOfGothos ⋅ r/creepy
