Ina Garten is a gem

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The old men that eat in McDonald's every morning starter pack

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make this happen PLEASE

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Eye opening

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You got it 👍🍕

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Hugh Jackman is always sexy, but he's especially handsome in Kate & Leopold. I'm a sucker for men in old fashioned suits.

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No shame here!

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Me evicting a family just so I can steal their house

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When Adult Swim shows more love to The Cleveland Show instead of King of the Hill

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Eddie Redmayne, my fellow Hufflepuff crush 💛

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Spaceship Earth looking gorgeous as usual today

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Damn straight

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One of us

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I saw Kurt Russell at Epcot's candlelight processional over the weekend

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Puts it all into perspective

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MRW I hear a crying child

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Can we all just appreciate how cute and hilarious that Hank and Peggy had a pizza date in his and hers caskets?

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MFW I finally had the courage to tell my mother about a relative who has sexually harassed multiple times and 10 minutes later, she's rejoicing that Kavanaugh got into the Supreme Court. I feel so alone, Trolls.

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[No Spoilers] Nick reminds me of K.K Slider from Animal Crossing

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Royally fucked, fam

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My phone background

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When Adult Swim only shows one episode per day

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MRW I'm trying to find a place for my internship, looking for a new job, and trying to finish school within 6 weeks aND MY ANXIETY IS AT ITS PEAK

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Baby Tina!

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MRW my dad said that Bill Cosby's victims were asking for it

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MRW My boss screamed at me for 15 mins straight but joke's on her, cause I'm quitting right after I finish paying for my Disney vacation

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And they say we're superficial

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MRW I'm just trying to go about my business and some random man feels the need to comment on everything I do

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When you're jamming to the background music and then your game lags and plays 37 songs at the same time

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BOBBY! GET OUT OF THE HOOOOOOUUUUUUSE!

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Fun center, fun center, fun center, fun center, fun center, FUN CENTER!

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You wanna go out for some pancakes?

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MRW my bra's underwire keeps stabbing me in the pits

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I was heating up nacho cheese and realized it looked like a handmaid. Blessed be the queso. May the microwave open.

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2meirl4meirl

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Well, I need a window seat because this flower is wiltin'

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You're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse!

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Harrison Ford

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MRW I got my first pap smear/pelvic exam today and the doctor inserted the speculum

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I LOVE the men's kimono from Movie Hangout. It looks great for women!

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Medicine Commercial Starter Pack

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Thought you all might appreciate something I found. This is Princess Diana when she was a child - and her pet guinea pig!

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OH! Ugh! It's got hair!

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Took me many years of digging, but here's the Josh pillowcase Anna slept on while they were engaged

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I did a bridal photoshoot before her wedding! They look great!

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MFW my favorite wine is on sale

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Accurate

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Good luck with that lawsuit, Dale

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Ginseng? I don't need to get all hopped up on dope!

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I decorated the neighbor's porch for fall

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Peggy, you go die over there

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MFW I finally found an internship I need to complete dental assisting school. This morning I was in tears, now I'm pumped! I finish school and start my week internship next week!

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No ill intent towards Josie, but she's always reminded me of Woodstock

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MRW my own mother unironically said I don't know why there's an International Women's Day or a Black History Month when white men are constantly oppressed

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Hormones got me like

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Going to Borders, sampling Cds while wearing those super cushy headphones and smelling freshly brewed coffee

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MRW a guy tells me that his daddy issues are more important than mine because he's a man

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When all you wanted for Christmas was a nice dinner, but your cat takes a nap on the mac and cheese

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Pooh Bear is my spirit animal

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Resplendent!

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Bobby, vegetarians can't be trusted

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Mom said he was the devil

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Those Lisa Frank pencils with the adorable giant erasers that never worked

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me whenever I see a headline about Derrick in my newsfeed

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He's being completely serious about this

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My first time capturing Wishes. Really gonna miss it.

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Almost as bad as her pillowcase with Josh's face on it! Remember that?

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6 AM and already the boy ain't right

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A classic

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MFW I just quit my job due to my screaming boss but I'm headed to Disney World in 2 days

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It's like that book they took out of the school library, I've Got Two Dads!

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My cute little family roasting marshmallows on a warm summer night. I love Seasons!

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dinosaurs weren't real

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It's like two abominations in one

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It stinks 💨 (x-post from /r/nottimandericpics)

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I found Bill in a bathroom stall at Disney World

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Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mister Rogers... AKA every child's nightmare

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I saw Kurt Russell at Epcot's candlelight processional over the weekend

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Lady omelets!

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Me preparing for Hurricane Irma

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WHEN YOUR CLOSE COMPANION HAS A DEAD BATTERY

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Do you and your brother have time to grab a beer?

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ok, whore

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MRW I haven't shaved my pits in 2 months

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Got this whim just seconds after she found out she was pregnant

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Creme Savers. These were delish!

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MRW I don't think I can handle anymore stress but my anxiety comes in like...

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What do you mean we're out of veggies?!

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Gave Father Winter a makeover

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I put off buying Spooky Stuff for years while we were waiting on Seasons to be released. Finally bought it, 3 years later! 🎃🍁👻

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These stick on earrings they had at every dollar store. After 10 minutes, they'd either fall off or stick to your hair.

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You had me at fruit pies :')

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When you call your landlady over to repair something but she breaks out the yoga mat instead

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Why are men so attracted to hoes?

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Sticker machines!

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Just rescued this little lady!

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1 Saturday Morning on ABC. I loved this so much.

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New setup for the piggy I'm rescuing today. 10 hours til I go get her!

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Sitting nice for mommy 💜

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Marvin's Magic Drawing Board

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A perfect gift for Father's Day!

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Enjoyed a sunny day in the park last weekend

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This guy is savage 😂

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After 6 months, she is warming up to me 🐹

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My Daisy is ready for Thanksgiving!

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Hungry Irish child

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New setup!

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The hair in this family has always been big and full of secrets

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Woman's Choice

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This YouTube comment

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The Chipmunk Adventure

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I WUS LISTENIN!

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Joe Lando as Sully on Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman

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Absolute madman

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Jim Bob has such a way with words

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Me whenever I see Jeremy

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Oh, Bill

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Jana's future friend options

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PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DRUG USE, MY FELLOW ROBOTS HUMANS

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Roses are red, sugar is sweet

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Peesha ish my favorite! 🍕

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Who wants to fall in looove?

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I mean she's not imaginary or on a cereal box or anything, is she?

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Hank, what if Bobby was a girl?

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John Stamos 💕

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pink floof is me af

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I lost my sweet little Tinker Bell today. Tinky, you will be missed very much! You were such a feisty little thing and I'm so glad I got to be your mom. We had the best 2 years together.

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