From yesterday's pro-Palestine rally in Times Square. It was organized by the DSA. Reps Ocasio-Cortez, Bush, Tlaib, and Bowman belong to it.6mo ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Conservative
This is Sigurd. He works for Belethor at the General Goods store. He can't get a better job because he didn't stay in school. Don't be like Sigurd. A public service message from the College of Winterhold.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/skyrim
CNN's Brian Stelter calls Joe Rogan out for advocating a chemical known as a choking hazard.2yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Conservative
Nancy Pelosi, quoted by Justice Roberts in today's student-loan opinion.9mo ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Conservative
Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken.1yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/skyrim
Some of you have asked how our brave Tactical Advanced Retail Deployment agents dress in the warmer summer months. To demonstrate, here's Private Wilkins in his tactical beach attire. Don't skimp on the sunblock, kids!5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Please join us in congratulating Private [REDACTED] on his promotion to Sniper, 1st Class.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
CNN flummoxed by the idea a soldier would carry a rifle in a war zone.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Firearms
At least Marvel can sometimes be counted upon to be fair and balanced.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Customer said to drop the trailer anywhere. Now they're yelling. What a bunch of jerks.1yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Truckers
CNN finds it inappropriate that General Miller is carrying a fully loaded M4 in a combat zone.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/gunpolitics
When this guy tells you he's been hunting there for years, he means he's been poaching. It's illegal and you should report him to the authorities. This has been a public service announcement from the Winterhold Conservation Society and Jarl Korir, who can in fact eat all the deer.7mo ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/skyrim
I visited Tolvald's Cave and all I got was this stupid hat. I can't even wear the thing.1yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/skyrim
That time someone tried to break into my truck at the Love's in Gary.9mo ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Truckers
Let's take a moment to congratulate Xanthar for winning the annual Glorbnot Marksmanship Semifinals.9mo ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/MST3K
Ocasio-Cortez makes a moral crusade out of skipping the State of the Union address.4yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Conservative
Hold that down for an hour. Now hold it down until you get a record contract from Windham Hill.1mo ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/MST3K
Besides the usual assortment of edged weapons, every trucker ninja needs one of these.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
All the nations that have to be combined to be equal to Brazils annual homicides4yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/gunpolitics
Meet Sabjorn. He thought he could save money by hiring a cut-rate exterminator. Now he's in prison. Trust the professionals to get the job done right. This public service announcement brought to you by Black Briar Pest Control.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/skyrim
They told us who Kinga's mother was, but we still don't know who it was for Max. I'm kinda rooting for this, uh, guy.1yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/MST3K
Everyone's talking about storming Area 51, but the aliens are all living in southern California.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/MST3K
Since we're doing setups without makeup, here's mine while I'm working.1wk ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/synthesizers
First week with the new company and I'm feeling pretty good. Gotta get creative when Love's is full.1yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Truckers
It looks like Disney is taking fans' feedback into account for Episode IX.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/StarWars
Everyone loves Honey Bunches of Springs! (Except humans. Fatal to humans.)8mo ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/MST3K
A shoutout to all the Covert Retail Uniformed Deputies keeping our commerce infrastructure safe this Black Friday.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.2yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Governor Newsom, maybe it's time to admit failure and explore other solutions.4yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/gunpolitics
Elemental Empire, by Peter North (not sure if it's the same guy...)9mo ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/badscificovers
Markarth Personal of the Day: single Breton female seeks companionship. Must enjoy exotic cuisine and not ask too many questions. No skooma or weirdos, please.7mo ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/skyrim
Forget Kenobi. The next spinoff needs to be a buddy cop movie in which Zeb and Kallus roam the galaxy, standing up for the little guy.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/StarWars
Connecticut passed a mileage-based tax on trucks traveling through the state, and they actually think it won't tank the economy.3yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Truckers
Seriously, Hadring? This isn't the 3rd Era anymore, and it's not cool to talk like that.4yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/skyrim
This is Dak Ralter. He thought he could take on the whole Empire himself. Don't be Dak.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
So, my local shop is making this. Throat hit is a bit harsh but the flavor is accurate.4yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Vaping
Pepe just graduated our K9 operator program, and he's on to your shenanigans.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Let's take a moment to congratulate our newest academy graduates. Truly our front line in the war against shoplifting and loitering.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Do not believe the lies on social media. You are not allowed to steal from the mall, and somebody needs to keep his mouth shut about the other stuff.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Old school cool: Bob and Fran, tactical retail operators at the Twin Pines mall, 1981.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Let's take a moment to appreciate our armorer, Zeke. Without him, none of our work is possible. He's the real hero, and he still has most of his fingers!5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Friendly reminder from Human Resources: covert tactical retail operators are not to post their personal info or political beliefs on the Twitter or other social media.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Just a reminder: hospital security staff are not trained to the same standards as tactical retail security, and we should not expect them to share our encyclopediac knowledge of firearms nomenclature.4yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Just saw this come up. Are the Netflix seasons coming to the Gizmoplex?1yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/MST3K
Everytown claims arming teachers will make minority children less safe, despite only publicizing school shootings when affluent white children are shot. Also, something else is...off about the picture.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/gunpolitics
2007: Gnome 2, running the Beryl window manager and browsing a site devoted to MiniDiscs.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/vintageunix
Public Service Announcement: Remember to check the fuel cells in your smoke detectors this New Year.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
I leave motherland to drive tractor of trailer in glorious America. I have gloves with no fingers and drive with foot on dashboard like Super Trucker. AMA!5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Truckers
I don’t make this noise myself, folks, it’s called Foley. I’ll be back later with another fun fact. Thanks! And enjoy.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/MST3K
This is the covert version, because pearl grips and gold plating compromise stealth.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Footage of robots trying to take our jobs. Our union will be sending a harsh letter to mall management.5yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Come springtime, the super single sheds its winter tread and takes flight like a majestic butterfly.7yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Truckers
What's more vile than the Rebels destroying a peaceful construction project? Engaging in cannibalism to celebrate.7yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Odin Mini & Destiny, which is totally not the name of a Swedish hip-hop group.3yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Vaping
You can save taxpayer dollars by cutting off all those extra digits.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If your shots aren't hitting paper, you might want to examine the weapon.10yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Firearms
This is Captain Peavey as a youngling: strung out on death sticks and wearing a Rush t-shirt. Let's take a moment to consider how the First Order turned his life around.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/StarWars
Some driver deserves recognition for simultaneously tearing off both mudflaps8yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Trucking
To his credit, the tandems are slid and the landing gear is on the pad.6yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Truckers
Result of the New York ban. Thanks, Adirondack and best of luck in the fight!4yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/electronic_cigarette
I don't get Rebel observances. Who is this guy, anyhow?7yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Leaked photo of a young Tulsi Gabbard colluding with Xi Jinping to throw the 2020 election.4yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Verification: I am a normal human trucker doing normal human trucker things.7yr ⋅ LonelyMachines ⋅ r/Truckers
