My two pups are spending the week with the sitter and her dog while I’m on a business trip. Her dog is the brown one.2mo ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/velvethippos
I remember your exact words. You said I should execute Order 66, or sand would get everywhere11mo ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
My two hippos (left and middle) and the latest foster. They are a tornado of cute.5mo ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/velvethippos
Please take the fries off my head, Khal Drogo. The basket is extremely hot.2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I nicked it when you let your guard down for a split second2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
There’s something bothering me about this shirtwaist factory...9mo ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Anyone else’s hippo a total social butterfly? Steve (8) absolutely hams it up when company is over.7mo ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/velvethippos
Finding every way possible to devalue women's accomplishments2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
Everyone said such nice things about my grandma the last time I posted some of her photos here, so here’s another one. Enid, Oklahoma, 1945.1yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
I no longer fear hell...because I’ve been to Camp Chippewa1yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Steve found the only mud puddle in the park and didn’t hold back.1yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/velvethippos
It’s been an uneventful week in Badger Falls, where the women are pink-cheeked, the men are robust, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust.1yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models...until Ned and his Bible group showed me that I could have more.1yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My boy Steve wearing his Adidog tracksuit that he received last Christmas.3yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/pitbullsinjammies
Next, on Exploitation Theater: Blacula, followed by Blackenstein, and the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame.1yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don’t know what you expect to find in a simple, uh, neighborhood...far-reaching cover-up operation...1yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
And you must be the man who didn’t know if he had a pimple or a boil.2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Debbie likes to smoosh her nose against the couch cushions while watching me work in the kitchen2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
WHEN YOUGOTTASLOWYOURCARDOWNANDLETMEINBECAUSEI'MABIGFATGUYANDICAN'TGO ANYWHEREBECAUSETHERE'SGOINGTOBESOMEPOISONGASIMEANIT'SGONNABEREALLY POISONOUS!ANDEVERYBODY'SGOINGTOBEDEADESPECIALLYME!3yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
When your improvident lackwit of a son is always too busy striding about his atom mill to call his own mother2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Wouldn’t be springtime in Memphis without these fucking things everywhere3yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/memphis
Hey, Apu, you got any of those potato chips that give you diarrhea? I need to do a little spring cleaning. 5d ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What’s this sticker in the women’s bathroom of the ATL A17 Sky Club about?3wk ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/delta
Map of Springfield. Apparently it is a hell of a town. The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down.7mo ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When you can't get a straight answer out of this crazy hemisphere2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
The moon looks amazing tonight. Unfortunately I only had this potato with me to take a picture2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/memphis
When Bart and Lisa don’t know about the Serpent of Rehaboam, the Well of Zohassadar, or the Bridal Feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Surely I and my $600 could play some small part in your vacation fun.2yr ⋅ lokisilvertongue ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
