I'm guessing it was the last day for whoever put my burrito together and they just couldn't because I have never seen one this big.7mo ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/Chipotle
My nephew was born this week and I couldn't be there because of work. We became fast friends today.6yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/happy
How I feel when I use my MoviePass on a discount day or with early morning matinee pricing.6yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/moviepass
I'm not a huge smoker but a dispensery up in Michigan was having a sale so I road tripped with a friend and have this next week off. Gonna be a fun Thanksgiving.2yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/trees
Following constitutionally designed processes to check the Executive is somehow anti-American.4yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
In response to me pointing out that farmer's declaring bankruptcy has increased under Trump.5yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Damn you Canada! Your showboating Universal Healthcare keeps getting in my way.11yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/gaming
It's 7:30 in the morning and yet somehow Mission Impossible: Fallout is at peak pricing for 8PM tonight.6yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/moviepass
I don't identify as a woman, just needed the convenience. Plus, zero raping.8yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
[OC] A collogue recently shared the oldest bill he has in his possession: the bill for his own birth1yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/pics
This security guard in the Portland Place neighborhood of St Louis while that couple was on their lawn pointing weapons at protesters.4yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/NotMyJob
I'm 8 years from a recommended prostate exam and 18 years from a recommended colonoscopy.8yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
OK, look, the pretty lady gets naked, of course, and I help her into the prototype, yes? My hands sort of guiding along her body making sure that it fits properly.5yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/IASIP
This was in response to a post from a guy denying allegations from his wife of abuse.6yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
My friends and brother have taken to photoshopping my image into various pictures. My brother came up with the creepiest one and has me a little worried of the Secret Service visiting me soon.12yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/funny
My cousin posts this stuff and then gets mad when I correct him because I don't have kids so how could I know.3yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
They held a candlelight vigil for a restaurant recently shut down by the Health Department in Toledo.5yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/funny
My grandmother made these pine needles baskets and I was hoping someone could tell me how to clean it properly so it doesn't fall apart?6yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/crafts
I bought donuts for the office but a lot of my co-workers are on diets. Problem = solved.8yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/funny
Creed was peeing outside when he found the bouncy castle in S03E19. How did I not notice this!?6yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
It's like there is a hormone that makes you forget how shitty kids are.10yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/standupshots
I get that Nikola Tesla was an innovative guy but somehow I doubt the authenticity of this.8yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/funny
Sewage Joe is the kind of guy you don't like but you respect for being brave enough to be unapologetically himself at all times.6yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/PandR
I work as tech support for VOIP. This is how most every call starts.11yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
