The divorced N' single party sucked. Only lemon skittles remained. The krackels were gone. And the crispy edges of the macaroni had been carved out like the trenches at Verdun. Maybe there's a reason we're all divorced N' single, Maya mused, as she exited with a crispy macaroni wedge under her wing.
Who doesn't love spaghetti? Back when my ex was cheating, I'd make this recipe all the time. I'd flagellate myself with the spaghetti strands and cover my face like warpaint with the sauce and I'd scream 'WHY AREN'T I ENOUGH?' into the deaf walls. *5,000 words later* Anyway here's the recipe! Enjoy!
