Evey1 go sign
No, no you're fucking not
A 16 inch pizza and a drink is not enough for delivery?
I'm so high I kept trying to press play on this picture on Instagram 
The kid is 4 years old
Could you be any more desperate?
Let me jump over this stream WCGW
I save my stalks to make tea for my friend who can't smoke due to his punctured lung
Don't feel old yet? Connie Talbot, the little girl from Britains Got Talent turned 18 yesterday.
She posts these so often, you'd think her 4-year-old was studying a degree in philosophy (genuinely wiping my tears)
She's 24 and been through about 20 men in the last few years
Sleeping Whales [xpost /r/thalassophobia]
I kept pressing play for 30 seconds before I realised what was going on.
What my joints look like inside
Automatic Caution Door
At least it's not a coconut
You don't anything about drumming if you don't know and appreciate all of these unbelievably obscure drummers
It's almost like artists write relatable songs to make money
The scars of our struggle to get the vending machine to accept that last 10p
Happy Birthday to me [x-post /r/FacebookCringe]
Won't even use her real name
Red sauce or Brown sauce on your bacon roll?
My non-smoking flatmates got me this bong for my birthday. Best gift I've ever received!
Could anyone tell me anything about this wine?
Bought this on offer at a supermarket for 68p. It was just labelled indoor plant. Any idea what it is? [Edinburgh, UK]
Probabilities for scorers and clean sheets over the next 3 days (ignore prices unless you're on the Sun Dream Team)
The very edge of the plastic cover came off all the way round the tub, none of the middle came off
Join the dank side
Nail-painter turns philosopher for old woman
The 2 extreme difficulty settings for this TV's network setup
Spotting racism = thinking on a higher level
PsBattle: A man out in the snow in Scotland
When people lie about their weight and workout plan and then laud it over others
BBQ chicken burgers
My brother brought these back from Berlin!
Genius doesn't know the difference between radius and diameter [x-post /r/TheyDidTheMath]
I'll just keep twisting caps then
PsBattle: Matthew McConaughey in Gold