In every relationship, there’s one person who loads the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who loads it like a raccoon on meth.6mo ⋅ livelylou4 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
And I can hear the fridge buzz, feel the tag on my clothing, my sock is falling down in my boot, I have a hair in my shirt & I can’t figure out where that song is in my brain is called but I can’t google it bc I don’t remember the lyrics1yr ⋅ livelylou4 ⋅ r/ADHDmemes
The thing that sucks about growing old is that it sneaks up on you. I swear he didn’t have this gentle gray face yesterday 🤍4yr ⋅ livelylou4 ⋅ r/pitbulls
I’m 5 and this is white cheddar parmesan and cracked pepper macaroni3yr ⋅ livelylou4 ⋅ r/Im5andthisismacaroni
