MRW I piss with so much force that it creates a whirlpool in the toilet

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Me after playing football on Turkey Day

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MRW some asswipe hits my car and runs.

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It all makes sense now

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MRW I start re-watching Breaking Bad and remember how great it was and it feels sooooooooo goooooooood

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woof irl

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MR after watching Suicide Squad

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I've never been so jealous of a vanity plate in my life

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meirl

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