Some weapon, eh?

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Ahhh bliss

2yr ⋅

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American me might be guilty of this one

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GTA 4 pigeons had me stuck at 199/200

2yr ⋅

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Never-ending desire for perfection

1yr ⋅

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Perhaps the opposite gender

2yr ⋅

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Developers who make the NPC run the same speed as you are amazing

2yr ⋅

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Stay away from me, Jack!

2yr ⋅

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Perhaps a bullet?

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At least is isn't an execution

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My kid just did this to me

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Tank you come again

3yr ⋅

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It's helped me achieve new heights

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Obligatory You guys are having sex?

2yr ⋅

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99x Elixirs, gone, forgotten

2yr ⋅

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Such a bad habit

1yr ⋅

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*Reloads last save*

3yr ⋅

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Cant believe shes done this

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Step back ... slowly

3yr ⋅

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Carried, scrubs

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Got to hide the pain

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Not a fan of tests, myself

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I love pussy (cats)

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He doesn't have mushroom for her shit

3yr ⋅

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The perfect shotgun doesn't exi-

3yr ⋅

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He's boulder than I

1yr ⋅

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Poor Bambi's mom

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I struggle with swallowing

3yr ⋅

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Time to commit parkour

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Such fowl language, too

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Don't tell your parents on me... oh wait lol

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My teacher had so many cards

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Didn't realize it had a suppressor setting

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Been sitting here forever

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American here, can confirm

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My cat really likes strings

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Kids are such little shits

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Feels amazing

2yr ⋅

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Bethesda every time

3yr ⋅

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Please don't tell your paren- lol who am I kidding

2yr ⋅

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Please don't tell your paren-...oh

2yr ⋅

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Must admit its impressive

3yr ⋅

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Depends are great

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We were dicks

4yr ⋅

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She huge

2yr ⋅

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Nice phone

3yr ⋅

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Oh, sweet relief

2yr ⋅

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What did the 5 fingers say to the face

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She wasn't ready

3yr ⋅

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Americans be like

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Tanks alot

3yr ⋅

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His breath is stank

2yr ⋅

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Incredible maneuvers

2yr ⋅

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Why? Just why?

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That kid is in serious treble

3yr ⋅

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Skyrim for you

2yr ⋅

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Thanks guys - youre awesome

3yr ⋅

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Can't wait till he finds me

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Damn maybe im a Discord mod

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An issue of skill

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Listerine>Scope

2yr ⋅

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Woofers - yes Ive achieved comedy

3yr ⋅

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Poor word choice

3yr ⋅

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Something feels wrong about this

2yr ⋅

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No, Jack! I was just kidding

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Grandma approves

3yr ⋅

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My nest egg is in good talons

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I always stop to pet the animals

2yr ⋅

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Do what you want as long as its quietly

2yr ⋅

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They're in treble now...

3yr ⋅

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Kids are sponges

2yr ⋅

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She bout to ghost me

2yr ⋅

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She had nice mummy milkers

3yr ⋅

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Could happen to anyone

2yr ⋅

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Old enough for killin but not drinkin

3yr ⋅

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Think I just committed a cardinal sin

2yr ⋅

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Not sure why everyone is looking at me

3yr ⋅

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I think he uses the ATM as well

2yr ⋅

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It's a hard knock life

3yr ⋅

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*George Michael intensifies*

3yr ⋅

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Texas moment

1yr ⋅

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RIP, grandma - you urned it

3yr ⋅

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*Plays banjo*

3yr ⋅

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Dont get your hopes up

3yr ⋅

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Haha hold up

2yr ⋅

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He really knows how to lift my spirits

3yr ⋅

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Power overwhelming

3yr ⋅

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They Rush over really fast

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I'll never forget you

2yr ⋅

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My kid hit me with this one today

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Got a hitmarker

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me_irl

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Wetter is better

3yr ⋅

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Bruv, they comin for me

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That's a bit sus

3yr ⋅

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This is fine

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Using that big head of mine

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Oh no

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His days are numbered

3yr ⋅

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Can always count on Grandma

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My humor is kind of fucked

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Blondi

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Yeah let's give ourselves a raise

2yr ⋅

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Those commercials make me sad

2yr ⋅

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It you havent done it you should

2yr ⋅

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Damn it do be hairy though

3yr ⋅

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Crazy how it be like that

2yr ⋅

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It was inevitable

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I love fish sticks

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My uncle is a doctor and hilarious - I picture him behaving this way

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DOOM OST rocked his world

2yr ⋅

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I feel your pain, though

2yr ⋅

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No need to apologize

2yr ⋅

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Dog has had enough

2yr ⋅

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I need to manage my time better

3yr ⋅

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me_irl

1yr ⋅

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His power level is unmatched

2yr ⋅

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Nailed it

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Dont think she liked the name

3yr ⋅

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I'm not going down without a fight

2yr ⋅

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Work dumps are the best

2yr ⋅

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Anyone actually eat it?

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Started loading penne into his revolver

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Never gets old

1yr ⋅

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Should have used incognito

3yr ⋅

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She's got enough on her plate

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Gotta take precautions

2yr ⋅

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Efficiency achieved

3yr ⋅

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Everytime I see a broadcast

3yr ⋅

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So satisfying

2yr ⋅

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New spouse, no bones about it

3yr ⋅

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Being sterile is fun

2yr ⋅

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Death is nothing new to me

2yr ⋅

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It really is the best

2yr ⋅

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You still hear their screams echoing in your head

1yr ⋅

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Let's hope there's a curve

3yr ⋅

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Im not trying to have more kids

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Sorry guys

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It's going to be a long night

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I'll take the initiative

2yr ⋅

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This was my Saturday morning

1yr ⋅

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Worst ones to steal from

2yr ⋅

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I shouldn't mock - they have enough on their plate

3yr ⋅

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Out of 3 countries too

3yr ⋅

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Wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend

3yr ⋅

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Think I hear birds chirping

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Stay awhile and listen

4yr ⋅

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True story (I'm the employee that found him)

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