Gatekeeping childhood trauma.

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I don't think I could do a cringier parody if I tried.

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The most fragile of masculinities.

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Holy shit. I actually found something wholesome in the wild.

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The comments from the original post are... unironically nostalgic for this. 😑

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Thanks a whole fucking lot, Facebook memories.

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From someone who has been responsible for a few of my r/insanepeoplefacebook submissions.

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Imagine actually fucking believing this.

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What the hell does this even mean? Redneck grandma? Dogwhistle?

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Jesus Christ.

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Yeah bullshit Grandma. I've seen your Facebook feed.

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Those poor, innocent guns!

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People are never preoccupied supervising children! (Side note: I once wandered away from home and was found in a cow pasture.)

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Where else but Facebook? 🤮

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They took away muh fireworks!

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Courtesy Of My Uncle

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Okay Boomer. 🙄🙄🙄

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Nostalgia can be so dumb.

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On today's episode of grandma justifies bullying...

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Watch out for those tiny daggers!

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Facebook delivers yet again.

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Important items, gaiz.

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Are you fucking shitting me?

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First comment literally fucking ignored by these people.

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Woman bad!

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Phones have DEMONS! New and improved redacted version.

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Those poor religious people got downvoted on Reddit!

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Antivaxxers, I swear to fucking God.

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*cringe*

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Fucking Trump supporters, dude.

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Pwease don't hate the poor straights.

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Facebook is...just... goddammit.

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I love my mom, but hoo boy is this stuff obnoxious.

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Ok Boomer. 🙄

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The Reddit algorithm is hilarious sometimes.

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Anti-maskers are the real oppressed minority!

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Negatory, chief.

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Denial is something else.

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Another share from some local rube. Red states, man...

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Yeah, okay Boomer.

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[Butthurt intensifies]

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Imagine siding with North Korea because you don't like Biden.

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Found in a certain funny meme sub. Where's the humor?

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Boomer as fuck.

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War good. Gay bad.

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Old man yells at math.

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Imagine thinking this is why people hate Musk...

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Sounds like a self-aware title...

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Justifying this seems like a uniquely American problem.

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Shared by a 70-something coworker. Jesus.

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I've been unfriending people that post this kind of crap, and this guy just went before I decided to show the callous garbage here.

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Cancelled shoes? You mean like when people burnt their Nikes because a black guy protested police violence?

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I hate this shit.

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Wow. So very brave of you! /s This stuff is seriously insufferable.

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How to learn prepositions with Kirby

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Whataboutism, anyone?

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It's all a democRAT ploy sweaty.

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Kids don't even work in factories anymore smdh.

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Someone suggested this belongs here and I think they're right.

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No! Bad algorithm! (This does look tasty tho.)

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Someone negatively reacting to religious overbearance in a church? Impossible I say!

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Bi💯Irl

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From the Christian Nationalist that has been the source of some recent r/religiousfruitcake posts I've made.

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If I had to suffer reading this from my aunt's Facebook so do you.

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Christians and their priorities...🙄

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Peak whataboutism

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Wow.

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Facebook is a cesspool. We all know they have a narrow view of what it means to act like an American.

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Ben Garrison never disappoints.

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This was part of a completely unironic Sponsored post that showed up on my Facebook.

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Mask bad. Assault good.

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Bi_irl

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Straights out here ruining Star VS.

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Oh no! They're gonna get TAKEN DOWN just like Trump. How will anyone get their FACTS and LOGIC without them?

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Was any effort put into this?

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Took me a second to realize it was an unironic share...

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When you're a Christian, everything is part of your end times fantasy.

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Chris Rock said it so it's totally true AND deep.

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Good old persecution complex. It never fucking fails.

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How dare they call me out for speaking my mind.

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There are times when people in your Facebook really disappoint you, and shit like this is a prime example.

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I can't even. Multiple comments follow the instructions, too.

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The Bible commands a lot of things but you're only taking stuff that suits you.

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Both comments are AMEN. Jesus Fucking Christ.

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Captioned with Heres a map incase IRAN decides to bomb the U.S.” Trashy.

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So let's talk about this letter. Because you can clearly read before Koyin does.

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Projection, much?

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Gotta complain 'bout them damn teens!

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♫The wai-ting is the hard-est part!♪

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Found one in the wild. B R U H W T F.

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These people live in a fantasy. Also I think the guy that posted this is on disability welfare? Not sure but doesn't detract from this bring some shit fantasy.

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Imagine thinking this is a fucking defense of your religion instead of an issue.

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Come choke on this strawman with me.

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Self aware wolves? Shared by a Boomer.

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Fucking wow.

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Shared to a Good Old Days group. Because who isn't nostalgic for lackluster car safety?

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Shared unironically. When given a link showing it's false OP got super triggered and called it a joke and had a mini rant about senses of humor and sticks up assess....

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Some real class acts in my timeline.

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Look at what Facebook gave me an ad for, guys.

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I just love how they gotta shove in the persecution narrative at the top.

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Alternatively you could fuck off and stop shoving your damn religion down everyone's throat.

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Imagine thinking this is some magic inspirational shit.

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Grandma doesn't believe we should pay teachers more.

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Let's pretend a picture was blocked: How deliberately gory do you think it was?

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Thanks, Mewtwo and friends! Sadly no vidya on my end because I'm bad at managing space.

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There's nothing that people won't gatekeep, is there?

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Haha get it? Biden sniffs children lmao 🤣🤣🤣.

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Nobody ever has brain farts trying to get kids to cooperate!

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Grandma is embarrassingly gullible.

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It's all a scam sweatie.

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I have a job right now, but grandma can go to hell.

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Someone had the gall to actually unironically share this.

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🤔🤔🤔

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Tell me you're off without saying you're old.

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Wow grandma. That's really fucking solid logic!

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This is absolutely in-fucking-sane.

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Shows today just aren't the same smdh.

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Immediately thought of this sub upon seeing this crap.

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Boy I'm sure glad it's not the government controlling those things and only poverty wages!

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They've decoded it. 🙄

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