Some people have never cleaned a toilet in their life and you can hear it when they speak5yr ⋅ Lisaerien ⋅ r/tumblr
when I'm taking syrup I'm too sick to taste anything more than liquid sugar3yr ⋅ Lisaerien ⋅ r/tumblr
I killed this pig but only got a tiny ham and a scrap or leather, surely I could get more use of this 200lbs fella?5yr ⋅ Lisaerien ⋅ r/tumblr
i'm in my jacuzzi, you're in you jealousy (jealou-jealousy)(jealou-jealousy)5yr ⋅ Lisaerien ⋅ r/tumblr
At least it won't break when it slips out of your hands because you're drunk6yr ⋅ Lisaerien ⋅ r/tumblr
If home grown organic haunted house is not available, store bought is fine.5yr ⋅ Lisaerien ⋅ r/tumblr
I wasn't very good at maths when I was in school but you can be sure I'm awful now5yr ⋅ Lisaerien ⋅ r/tumblr
