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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times.. .

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Singers probably know in which note they moan when having sex...

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Then it occurred to me..

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The designated driver.. .

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It’s safe to say.. .

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Driving, but not being able to see that well.. .

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The struggle is real.. .

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I’ve started a band called 999 Megabytes.. .

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Driving, but not being able to see that well.. .

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I’ve started a band.. .

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Pay per view porn ?

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So when these Electric Car 🚘 Batteries overheat and burst into flames 🔥 Is it still considered a zero emissions car? Asking for a friend.. .

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My pet termite.. .

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I’ve started a band called 999 Megabytes.. .

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Outside the box..

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A Rabbi, A Priest and A Bishop walk into a bar.. .

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