4 year old was too rough with my Action Figures. R.I.P. William Handsomeface2yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/Metalocalypse
My coworkers made a sign, and I asked myself What would Lionel Hutz do? (OC)8yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
joined the 2 Daughters Club. 3 year old facetiming with the newborn. Guys, I'm terrified.2yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/daddit
New system I'm working on, missed going 100% on NBA yesterday by 1 point1yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/sportsbetting
leaving my job today after 9 years. they know how send a ma-fucka off...11yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/trailerparkboys
Lost sense of taste in Feb. Last slice special: PB&J&turkey&roastbeef. Probably tastes good.2yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Amazing how little they actually are when the fur's all wet (yes i washed my hands)9yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/husky
New lock screen. We still can't figure out why she's spitting up so much6yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/daddit
After 5 nights, that felt like a month, in NICU, Winter has arrived. 1st dad post.6yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/daddit
At WWE Live over the weekend, kids behind me asked repeatedly if I really was Big Red8yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/ErickRowan
we dangle his treats in front of our other dogs just to get pictures like this...12yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/husky
We got one of these guys, how great would it be if we got the other?11yr ⋅ linearburrito ⋅ r/tappedout
