Even the bumbling idiot Michael Scott knows about proper consent. And him asking for consent doesn't ruin the mood at all - it's super romantic!6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you realize you've been baking for all this time with expired baking soda so you finally buy a new box...5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Katie Bouman who led the development of the algorithm which made it possible to capture the image of a black hole, and the moment when the first black hole image was processed.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
US Trolls with conservative relatives - how about a little civil disobedience? 😈😈😈6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW our relationship has now survived three, count them, three, trips to Ikea.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I, as an American, get a voicemail from a client in the UK who says Please call me back next week, I realize you probably have all this week off for your 4th of July holidays.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My literal reaction to learning that now a 7th man who controlled the negative media coverage of Hillary Clinton during the campaign has been ousted for sexual harassment.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Protesting the high school dress code that banned slacks for girls, Brooklyn c. 1940 (x/post from r/thewaywewere)6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ellen shares some wisdom about accepting your past (and a little girl power)7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ann Curry's first interview since the man that pushed her out from her NBC job got fired himself for sexual misconduct. Love her!6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Cecile Richards said this is her favorite completely unofficial Planned Parenthood pin7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today is the 30 year anniversary of The Princess Bride! Inconceivable!7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Instagram health blogger shows how images can be deceiving by taking two side by side pics just seconds apart, the only difference was her posture7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I tell my husband that I started my period so we can't have sex and two weeks later when I try to initiate sex he says I thought you were on your period?5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW you see your husband doing a chore in a needlessly time-consuming and wasteful way but part of equally sharing household chores is to not critique your partner when they don't do something your way because they have just as much authority to determine how something should be done as you do.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Ballerina Aesha Ash is wandering around inner city Rochester in a tutu to change stereotypes about women of color and inspire young kids (x/post from r/pics)6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When the guy sitting next to me at the bar gets butt hurt saying the chips and salsa delivered to me were supposed to be for him even though I sat down first and ordered first.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Apparently HBO has mandated for there to be an intimacy coordinator on set for every show and movie they produce to make the filming of sex scenes safe for all. Right on.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Periods are crazy! 6 months of Noom, lost 25 pounds, period days marked in yellow.1yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/Noom
That moment when you realized this new guy was going to be Phoebe's end-game partner.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/howyoudoin
MRW yet another guy says the wage gap isn't real because if it was, then companies would just hire all women to save money.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband argues against rearranging the living room because he says he likes that the first thing he sees when he walks in the door now is me sitting in my spot on the couch.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When your existence after breaking up with a male is reduced to nothing more than revenge on that male. 😠😡😠6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my calorie counter app doesn't have sex listed as an exercise.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
@jennymollen on Instagram: People often ask me if I feel lucky that @biggsjason is such an involved dad and the answer is, no. I expect him to be a good father! That’s why I had kids with him. Nobody would ever say to a man, “wow, you are so lucky your wife feeds and bathes your children”6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Excitedly tracking my new shoes that were out for delivery today and the tracking status has now changed to first delivery attempt - will attempt again tomorrow.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a new pre-school opened up across the street and the children are constantly screaming and I'm trying to think positive like the joyous sounds of children playing but actually I'm just getting really annoyed.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIW as a Clinton supporter when people seem surprised that things like net neutrality get overturned under a Republican president.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Super happy to read today that Natalie Portman denounced her signing of the 2009 petition defending Roman Polanski so that we can uninhibitedly appreciate this bad-ass moment of hers from this year's Golden Globes.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW it's announced that Mark Wahlberg is going to donate his entire $1.5 million from reshoots to the Time's Up fund in Michelle Williams' name.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that one of the TV show subreddits that I subscribe to is full of way more posts about the supporting male characters than about the leading female character.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me when pathetically searching how to do a simple side braid on YouTube and a bunch of tutorials made by 12 year olds appear in the search results.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW the First Lady visits the immigrant child detention centers as her and her husband say the policy of separating children is awful and pretend that it wasn't HIS policy in the first place.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW Doctor says I'm likely to get headaches on the first 2 days of taking my new medication so I planned it to line up with the last 2 days of my period when I already get headaches anyway.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW people say they're not racist, they just oppose removing racist monuments because that would be erasing history.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I, a childfree by choice woman, have a dream in which I have a daughter and we spend a day at the beach together and afterwards I'm washing her hair in the tub and I'm actually liking being a mom and then the girl says uh oh, poo poo and shits on me in the tub.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when a wage-gap denier says if women were cheaper to hire, then why are businesses still hiring men?6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TIL that Morris, porn shop guy, pawn shop guy, and paunch burger guy are all related to each other in the Parks and Recreation universe4yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/PandR
MRW I get into my husband's car and there is a hoodie on the passenger seat that I've never seen before and when I ask about it he says it's his hoodie that he bought a year ago but never brings inside the house so that I don't steal it.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a client sends an email to me that starts with Greetings Gentlemen.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The new James Bond that we want. The new James Bond that we need.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This morning I set an alarm on my phone for when I get home from work tonight and it just went off and I have no idea what it was for.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Between separating children from parents at the border and the US withdrawing from the UN Human Rights Council, I'm just sitting here thinking 'How can people be so evil?'6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find out Heidi Klum is engaged to a man 15 years younger than her.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW a certain Independent Senator from Vermont says it's not necessarily racist for a white person to be uncomfortable voting for a black person.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I would like to issue a big FUCK YOU to all the apartment rentals that don't allow pets. F U!6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find a cute kids book using rap artists to teach the ABCs but I decide to research it first before buying and find out it was made by a white couple who has been photographed in black face.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I would appreciate it if Hulu didn't put TV shows from my teens in the TV Classics category, k thx.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
For the first time ever I live in a house instead of an apartment. MRW I'm singing along to music in my quite don't want the neighbors to hear me voice when I suddenly realize there are no neighbors to hear me.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Time for the annual 'high schoolers on Christmas break are ruining Reddit!' complaint post. But seriously, it's amazing how this becomes instantly noticeable in all your favorite subreddits this time of year.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband goes down on me immediately after rinsing with mouthwash.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a man is excessively praised for posting on Twitter: Best part of being a Dad is I can do almost anything and people are like OMG YOURE THE BEST DAD IN THE WORLD! Meanwhile my wife who does 90% of the work can tweet how she needs an hour for herself and people try to shame her.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been married for 2 years, and since I kept my last name I never submitted a new last name to HR after the wedding. Our HR rep even asked about it and I confirmed that I didn't change my name. MRW today, TWO YEARS LATER, she's reordering my business cards and asks what name I want on the cards.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW to learning that Michelle Williams earned just 1% of what Mark Wahlberg earned for doing reshoots to replace Kevin Spacey on All The Money In The World. $1,000 compared to $1.5 million. How is that even possible?6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I try out a new hip clothing style that I like but don't really feel comfortable in.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Me pretending to be sick when the food delivery driver gets to my door for an overly-expensive delivery order that I should have just gone out to pick-up myself.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've been working out for 20 minutes a day 3-4 days a week for 2 months and see zero results.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My husband's reaction as I fill him in on detail after detail about the royal wedding.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me sitting here thinking of all the things I want to say to my conservative homophobic in laws.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What is this thing I've been seeing all over Reddit the past few days??6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW business hours are now over meaning yet another day has gone by without a call back.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW since the #metoo movement Larry King asks all his female guests if they've had any incidents and when nearly all of them inevitably say yes he then asks them if they reported it at the time.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A newly released study from the UK says that 1 in 10 married men now take their wife's last name!7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, as a marketing professional, I receive a marketing industry newsletter about how to reach customers that says text is the new email.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm super into a new show so I check to see if there is a subreddit for it and there is but it turns out to be toxic and full of misogynist assholes calling the female lead a basic bitch and hating on her for not liking the male lead back.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I just spent 20 minutes in a thread arguing about whether or not Ross and Rachel were on a break.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I notice a typo in my cover letter after I already sent it to the job I want more than anything.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I work from home, so I know what I'm doing home, but MRW I see all my apartment complex neighbors are home in the middle of the day.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see new mom complaining about her sister-in-law in a shitty relatives forum because the sister-in-law didn't want to hold her newborn baby. Not wanting to hold a newborn baby doesn't make you a psycho relative!6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How my husband starts texts to me on the days after I go down on him.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Put on an old outfit I found in the back of the closet that used to be my go to cute outfit in high school and the first thing my husband says when he gets home from work is ooh, you look cute. 😍6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW Jennifer Lawrence calls it sexist to bring attention to her wearing a skimpy dress in the freezing snow when her male costars were all in warm jackets because it was her choice.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally get around to watching Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman's new Making It show and it's just so happy and wholesome I can't take it (in a good way).6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I photoshop my company's logo into a nature image and set it as my desktop background and my boss sees it and freaks out loving it.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW editing the writing of American-born native-English-speaking engineers.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my coworker says that acknowledging that someone is a minority when they do something remarkable is so uncool and inappropriate.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get into the office to find an email from a colleague giving me curtly worded directions telling me to do his work for him.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally get a house big enough to put my cat's litter box out of view in a back room, but he pees all over the house instead until I put his litter box centralized in the living room for him to look me in the eye while he pees.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Found a new online pictionary multiplayer game I like to play but it's all just dicks and boobs being drawn.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hubs and I don't want kids, and one of the only reasons I would even kinda maybe want them is because you get to pick out a rad name for them. So MRW I told hubs that we should just pick out names to satisfy that desire even though we aren't having any, but he doesn't want to play.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW when a city subreddit has rules against racism, gay-bashing and antisemitism, which is all well and good, but I think they're missing one there...6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I finished wrapping my last Christmas gift today and I'm sad because I love wrapping gifts!!5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When the woman sitting at the lunch counter next to me won't stop talking about her son.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
I now have a shadow mustache that is not hair that can be bleached or removed but just darker skin. Wtf.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW I make one little mistake at work three years ago and it still comes back to bite me in the ass about once a month to this day.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I've now tried all the pizza joints that deliver to my new apartment and it's official - there is no good pizza that delivers to me.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a dude claims he's a progressive in the same sentence that he makes a sexist remark in.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW people post pictures of themselves with those filters that give them animal noses and ears.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I've realized that my husband and I sending each other nude pictures has been replaced by sending each other picture of our cat.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I read that a certain stupid pageant is ending a certain stupid part of the pageant... yes!6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Even Michael Scott knows about proper consent. And him asking for consent doesn't ruin the mood at all - it's romantic!6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
When I put all this time and effort into scrubbing my tub and washing my shower curtain but both still look as dirty as when I started.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that tomorrow is Nov. 1st which means that all the Halloween decor comes down and all the Christmas decor goes up (in stores). I am SO ready!5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, upon being diagnosed with general anxiety disorder, I reflect upon my childhood and realize I showed multiple signs of suffering from this as a kid and teen, and now I just want to hug and comfort my former self and wish I stared this healing process 20 years ago.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's taken me an entire episode of the Office to finish eating one baby carrot.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Let's be real, could Pam Beesly, art school drop out, really have made this?6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
MRW I was feeling icky remembering an embarrassing thing I did at work once when I realize it was so long ago that I don't even remember the names of the coworkers I did it in front of and wouldn't recognize them if I passed them on the street...7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Dwyane Wade when asked Did wife Gabrielle Union teach you anything - any secrets about posing on a red carpet that she has passed onto you? Yeah! Get behind her. 😁😁7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boss gives me a project that the unfilled Director position should be doing along with a challenging look and promise of if you can do this, good things will happen but I'm 3 days into it and it's too hard and I'm in over my head.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW editing a technical paper by an engineer who put two spaces between every sentence so now I have to go remove the extra space between every single sentence in this long-ass paper.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm searching for answers to some physical symptoms I've been having and every single search result says it's anxiety even though I've never had any mental anxiety.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
We all know a man's place is in the home, cooking a woman a delicious meal.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I see someone ask why anybody would celebrate Christmas who isn't a Christian.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had a dream (nightmare) last night that we traded Barnes, and part of the dream was me commenting nooo! He's come in clutch so many times! in this subreddit but everybody else was cool with it. Never!6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/Dodgers
MRW I'm told that the lyrics to the Evil Woman song are just E-e-e-evil woman and not medieval woman like I always thought they were.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
(No spoilers) MRW Missandei lists off all of Daenerys Targaryen's titles in Game of Thrones last night and now the entire GoT fan universe is throwing a fit about how Daenerys is entitled and the bad guy of the series.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today coworker told me a story about how she was eavesdropping on our boss last night and our boss was talking poorly about her. MRW my coworker kept saying If that's how she feels, I just don't want to hear it!6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Question to my Trolls: Do you think drag queens are a form of sexism? Making caricatures and exaggerated mockery of women, with excessive makeup, catty bitchy attitudes, etc?6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've realized that after working at my last job for 6 years and only quitting because I moved, I've now been working at my current job for going on 6 years.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My next door apartment neighbor has had relatives with a child staying with her for a few days. I never knew one child (and its parents) could make so much noise.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My thought every day when I hear the neighbor's dog yelping nonstop at every mail carrier, delivery person and resident that walks by the apartment all day long.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As Johnny Depp got older / more successful, his GF's got younger [x/post from dataisbeautiful]6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Something I never caught before: when Leslie turns down the $35,000 that the sister-city Venezuelans gave her, Tom feels bad and donates all the money to the park fund that he made in tips from the Venezuelans after they treated him like a servant.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/PandR
MRW figuring out which of my friends and family still support that con-man buffoon in the age of Trump. They'll be sorry.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just realized New Years Eve NEXT year will be 2020, so we officially should have 20s themed NYE parties nationwide! Worldwide! The twenties!5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When the main character of the book I'm reading starts plotting her escape with 50 pages left in the book.7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
You can take the girl out of FOX News but you can't take the FOX News out of the girl. Megyn Kelly body-shamed Jane Fonda on national television today for getting plastic surgery and referred to Fonda as “Hanoi Jane” because she opposed the Vietnam War.6yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Stay vigilant, ladies! We have a lot more work to do and a lot more things to ruin!7yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Joan has always been kind of a train wreck, but the last three years, she's gone off the deep end.5yr ⋅ LilSebs_MrsF ⋅ r/PandR
