If this gets 1000 upvotes, I'll repost this but with double the number of zombies plus two.
The most powerful card in MTG. Upvote this so Google image search results show this when searching most powerful card in MTG.
Forbes are a bunch of furries confirmed
You heard him, guys and gals.
Updæte: I now have 367 Nægæte.
Updæte on my Nægæte collection: I have succesfully bought out the stock of a LGS in a large city. I have 236 copies. What now?
Spend your money wisely!
Updæte: I now have ~110 Negæte. I believe I bought out the card in my region. What to do now?
Remember when I had a bet with u/T1GlistenerElf about getting a playset of FNM Glistener Elves if I reached 69 upvotes? Well, I just got them! :D
We all know that's how that went.
That's a lotta damage!
Reminder: Nægæte can counter Black Lotus, thus making Nægæte the most powerful card in the game.
Updæte on my Nægætes: I've got 40 more copies, bringing my total to 276.
[UMA] Tree of Redemption
[GRN] First leaked card!
DAE NotC missing important things?!
my GF (Guy at my lgF) gave me 69 Nægate. What should I do with them?
Updæte on my Negæte collection: I now have 162 Negæte. I'm ready to be the filthiest of netdæckers.
🦀🦀🦀 BOLAS IS GONE!!! 🦀🦀🦀
Mr. Bolas, I'm not feeling so good...
DYK: Negate was originally supposed to be in Alpha, but was scrapped due to it being way too overpowered.
[RNA] Revel in Riches
If this post gets 2002 upvotes, I'll repost but with 2004 more zombies.
[M19] Skeleton Archer
DÆ notice Nægate and Splinter Twin is on the 25th anniversary playmat?
DÆ Paper Magic is dying?
AAAAAA SEND HELP MY GF (Giga F*cking dragon) HAS CAPTURED ME
Revel in Riches who?
wow fuck Tron
Bitch, I'm lit!
That's a huge Black Lotus! :O